She tells me not to eat at mcDonalds cos I did so already this week, tells me to apply for a job or she wont see me, tells me to stop wearing lacoste polo shirts and wear tighter von dutch ones cos they compliment by broad shoulders, tells me to say please and thank you even though I was gona, tells me if I mention the blonde twins that work in the chippy one more time then she will bite my something off then next time she sees it.
She tells me other stuff too but by that point Im not really taking it all in :rolleyes: