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Jolly McJollyson
Chick Magnet
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Jolly McJollyson
Chick Magnet
Joined: 09/07/03
Posts: 5,457
05/16/2005 4:40 am
Originally Posted by: Axl_RoseYea my chick keeps me undercontrol... she says she doesnt boss me... I just need direction :)

She tells me not to eat at mcDonalds cos I did so already this week, tells me to apply for a job or she wont see me, tells me to stop wearing lacoste polo shirts and wear tighter von dutch ones cos they compliment by broad shoulders, tells me to say please and thank you even though I was gona, tells me if I mention the blonde twins that work in the chippy one more time then she will bite my something off then next time she sees it.

Wow, man, she sounds like a real keeper!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...