So I actually got a girlfriend

Originally Posted by: Andrew SaI dont think any girl would be offended by summin like that, but like you said, you would feel awful, which is what would make things change between the two people involved...one would feel embarrassed and the other,guilty...and that's just a big balls up...but should it go the other way,both of you could find an awesome relationship...

on a completely different note...
my brother is being such a wanker...all angry and grumpy...I hate such irritable people.

Originally Posted by: Andrew SaI have a feeling your sister has been instructing my brother on these matters...trouble is,he is older than me, and he is my landlord of sorts...he rents the house with two of our mates, and I pay rent...along with two other tennants...bloody sharehouses!

Originally Posted by: RenisenbThis isn't a thread about siblings, however, so I suppose I'd best shut my mouth! :p

Originally Posted by: Andrew SaThis isnt really a thread about anything...one of the most succesful threads on nothing in particular...and it's been hilarious!

Originally Posted by: Andrew SaI would start a forum about cars, except,...um...I know nothing about cars...the model and the colour is about the extent of my knowledge on any car...so lets give it a try...

um... I want a car...we'll make it a purple one, and a Ford Focus...add that to the fact that I dont have a drivers license...um......hey, I told you it was a sensless thread filled with bollocks

Originally Posted by: Andrew Sathe actual meaning of bollocks is testicles...I am not english tho, I am South African. I just currently live in England.
Yea, you seem to be using the word bollocks correctly...make that a black ford focus, I dont care if they arent masculine, I kinda like them...ok get me a black Vw Golf 5 gti...that'd be cool...

Originally Posted by: AkiraPeople often poke fun on here when I use the word "nip". :(

Originally Posted by: Andrew Saoh this has been a bad day for spelling, has it not?

No bollocks is a term for nonsense...thats how you spell it...it has multiple meanings...actually meaning testicles, but widely used to mean nonsense...I encourage you to use this word atleast three times a day...I'll give you another way to use it..."the dogs bollocks" which means "great" eg."that car is the dos bollocks"...you see? I even through in the motor allusion just to keep your attention.

Originally Posted by: RenisenbHow nice of you :p I might just do that...

Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI gotta say, I like when they play piano better.

Do they? That's the first time i've ever heard of the word "bosh".

Originally Posted by: Jimmi431yeah i was thinkin that. Renisenb did you mean to say tosh? then ya would be right but only really used by posh people who live on a big country estate.
an example...
"I can run faster than that car!"
"Tosh!!!" translated means "nonsense"

another way to use bollocks is if you have messed somethin up. like you forgot something or dropped ya bag full of work into a large puddle. you would then say "Bollocks"

arent muscle cars for big long straights? i heard they don't turn to great (at high speed) but havin never driven one i have no idea to be honest. i have to say they look great but would they be that good on country roads?

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsmy girlfriend plays the piano... *and* sings... quite well, might I add...

as for jobs... yeah, I need one... but I'm only 15... and apparently there is some law in california saying you have to be 16...

as for cars... I'll take a porsche 911, but if we are talking about manly muscle cars... then I'll take a '67 mustang. and I will definately not say no to any ferrarai

my hair is pretty short compared to other people on here... my bangs come down to my eye... but I just got it cut a few weeks ago... it used to come to my chin...

Originally Posted by: PonyOneGolf 5 uses a 2.5l 5 cyl that has nothing but midrange torque, and the GTI model uses a 2.0T that gets great torque and will probably end up being a highly tunable engine.

the mk4 (99-05) Golf uses an anemic 2.0 or a lackluster 1.9l Turbodiesel, while the GTI comes in an insanely-tunable 1.8l turbo inline 4 or a 2.8l "inline-vee" 45 degree angle six cylinder engine, AKA the VR6, which gets awesome low end and midrange torque. on the older 12v VR6's the engine gets better low end torque at the cost of high-end, and the newer 24v with variable valve timing gets less low end but more high end; it's more consistent across the board.

a C5 is car enough for practically anyone; i love the fact they still use an OHV 350 and live rear axle in a modern sports car... torque is socket-popping, and handling is great, plus it looks good... tough to beat. the Z06 uses the 405hp LS6, which is basically the same 350 with different heads and other internals that gives it an overall power boost. i disliked the Z06 for a simple reason when i sold Chevy's: you can't get the removable top. phh. WTF's the point of a Corvette in Southern California if the top doesn't at least come off, if not down? structural rigidity on the standard 'Vette was better too, because of the metal pillar instead of the fiberglass roof.

handling on a Vette is as good as it gets for American muscle and it still gets eaten alive on tracks by a Lotus Elise with a 1.8l Toyota engine (which also beats out a Viper and a Ferrari of some sort... forget what model). personally i'll take something that's lightweight, simple, handles like it's on rails and has a screaming engine... like a Caterham/Lotus Super 7 with a modified Suzuki Hayabusa 1300cc motorcycle engine (0-60 in 3.1 seconds).

something like a Nissan Skyline GT-R, pref. an R32 or R34, would be sweet too, especially if it was modded beyond all reason. for manliness nothing will ever beat an El Camino with a blown 502.

back to reality... i drive a 2000 Jetta VR6 stick, i have a job, my hair is kind of short, my girlfriend is busty and an architecture major. hooray for me.