For whoever asked what metrosexual means, I was going to give you my own definition, but I found this clip off a webpage, and it's worded better than anything that I could come up with.
"This new word, “metrosexual”, will become more familiar in the coming months and years. What is the definition of ‘metrosexual’? It’s the description of a straight, sensitive, well-educated, urban dweller who is in touch with his feminine side and you might just find him in your salon, spa or fitness club; you’ll recognize him by his appearance and I hear these metrosexual males love your adoring stares.
Feeling and acting masculine, these men are comfortable performing Facial Magic exercises, having regular pedicures and facials. Men are finally getting the message that we women have long known – it’s perfectly okay to indulge yourself with services such as massage, facials and nail care.
No longer concerned with gender boundaries, these highly developed, secure men like to shop at fashionable stores then throw on an apron to cook for their family and friends. We welcome these ‘manly men’ as a new breed of the Renaissance man."
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster