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TheDirt
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TheDirt
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12/29/2003 4:22 am
Well, I somehow survived a 2 and 1/2 year relationship a while back, and I just got out of an 8 month relationship... I'm about to give up on women altogether... (it didn't help that 4 months ago I moved 1000 miles away from my girlfriend)

Edit: I guess I should offer some advice... buy a half dozen or a dozen of her favorite flower, bring her to dinner, then go out to some secluded place. Bring a blanket and two pillows and just look at the stars while you hold her. DO NOT APPROACH THIS NIGHT EXPECTING SEX (even though you deserve it for buying flowers ;)

[Edited by TheDirt on 12-28-2003 at 10:24 PM]
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."

- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster