A friend of mine (Let's call him Pete) went through a very bad phase of drinking, he fell asleep on the John once too, we got a warden to move him on. This was illadvised. We should have done it really but the other guy with me had somthing against the dude. He got a disciplinary and, to add to the embarrasment, the warden was a woman.
I remember once being pissed at a party, talking to some stranger for maybe 20 minutes, going away, coming back, sitting next to them and then asking them who they were, like we'd never met! Aaarghh!
Keep the stories coming !!
If I couldn't laugh at myself how could I laugh at someone less ridiculous?