Here's a story for you. When I was a teenager I smoked too much weed. One day I was sat in the sitting room with my parents who, oblivious to my presence, were reading books. I was eating a tuna sandwich without a plate. I had to go to the toilet but I knew that if I put my sandwich down it's platelessness might be noticed so I decided that the most sensible thing to do would be to stick it on top of the door (above head height, out of normal eye-line). When I came back into the room I asked "where's my sandwich" and closed the door...

they were not as amused as I was. I couldn't exactly tell them I was stoned either so I just looked stupid. Pretty funny though don't you think?

anyone else got some daft stories?