Happy Schmange Day!!!


Kevin Taylor
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04/05/2007 7:30 pm
Yeah, I know it's a day early but I've got beer so I'm celebrating a day early.
I've got Xanax and Tylenol too so if I post weird nonsense posts for the next coupla days... that's the groovy reason.

Beer and hookers for everybody!!!!

oooh... look at the pretty flowers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04/05/2007 7:53 pm
Woohoo! Boozin' it up on the anniversary of the death of Christ!
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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04/05/2007 8:06 pm
This is supposed to be my sober night... since I failed on last night being my sober night. I'll just tweak out on a bunch of coffee.

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04/06/2007 6:19 am
Originally Posted by: iihollyThis is supposed to be my sober night... since I failed on last night being my sober night. I'll just tweak out on a bunch of coffee.

Dump some Jager in it and tomorrow can be sober night!!!! At least it will look like coffee with a lil tweak of Deer Blood, so it still counts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04/06/2007 6:42 am
yay xanax, beer, tylenol and prozac.

flyin high.....


Also yay.. Big Mac, large fries and a vanilla shake

Now all I need is a cute girl to snuggle up to.
iiHolly? :D
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04/06/2007 7:57 am
So much for a sober night.

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04/06/2007 9:09 am
Ah....... calm lovely mellllllllo......


Random thoughts...

Why do they put pork in cans of beans when every body just picks it out?

I'm coloring my hair blonde tonight even though I'm blonde to begin with....
is that redundant?

I'm on my 14th beer and I'm still capable of typing.

I think I'll light a fire in the fireplace

I bought a keychain voice recorder tonight but it's too damned big for my keychain

It's 4:45 and time to rinse my hair. Guess I'm gonna be blone tonight.


Oh man.... I'm totaly blonde. Freakky....

Not just dirty blone but platinum blone.

yep... I'm officialy a rock star. :)

Time for more beer.
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04/06/2007 1:36 pm
Another Schmange day has arrived, another day of grounding. Meh, at least I have beer this time.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"

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04/06/2007 2:40 pm
i have beer too..yayness..

*initiates group hug
[FONT=Impact]grooviest tunes ever [/FONT]
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04/06/2007 4:11 pm
Beer Pong Tournament tonight! Time for me to get in touch my inner frat boy.

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04/06/2007 4:39 pm
I keep falling asleep.
Now I have wine, xanax, prozac, tylenol and beer.
Wish I had some pot.

Did those loops come through ok?
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04/06/2007 6:31 pm
Originally Posted by: schmangeI keep falling asleep.
Now I have wine, xanax, prozac, tylenol and beer.
Wish I had some pot.

Did those loops come through ok?
Please do not condone the use of drugs :(
The Mind Is A Terrible Think To Waste.
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04/06/2007 6:37 pm
Originally Posted by: DAMAGED ONEPlease do not condone the use of drugs :(



I don't think he's condoning the use of drugs. I suspect it's more like the quote "I would never advocate the use of drugs, alcohol or violence. But they've always worked for me ..." Hunter S. Thompson.

Don't shoot the messenger dude, I just wrote the quote.
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04/06/2007 6:41 pm
Originally Posted by: schmangeWish I had some pot.
This is a quote? From who?
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04/06/2007 8:34 pm
Originally Posted by: DAMAGED ONEThis is a quote? From who?



Sorry. Not clear there. I was just saying that I wrote the quote from HST saying that he did not advocate the use....
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04/06/2007 10:53 pm
This is the best Schmange day ever :)

Anyone gonna throw me a cold one? Or even an old one?
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