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10/26/2006 1:58 am
Here's something to pass the time. You've probably played it before... You say a fortunate thing and the next post says and unfortunate thing regarding the last post...next post say fortunate thing...

Ex.

ericthecableguy
Fortunately...I went to the mall

earthman buck
Unfortunately...it blew up

acapella
Fortunatlet...Richard Simmons was in it.

So...I'll begin

Fortunately...Eric logged on the Guitar Tricks
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

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10/26/2006 2:17 am
Unfortunatly, Chris was on at the same time. :D
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10/26/2006 2:21 am
Fortunatly he left the chat upon realizing who he was talking to ;) .
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

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10/26/2006 2:33 am
Unfortunately, Richard Simmons was online
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10/26/2006 2:46 am
Originally Posted by: acapellaUnfortunately, Richard Simmons was online

Fortunately, it was a power line.
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10/26/2006 2:53 am
Unfortunately...he started dancing to 'Electric Avenue' as his corpse fried.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

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10/26/2006 2:29 pm
Unfortunately...They all got sick on the treats and barffed everywhere causing the whole damn place to smell bad.
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10/26/2006 3:15 pm
Fortunatly they were well stocked with sawdust.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"

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10/26/2006 3:17 pm
unfortunately they had bubblegum
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10/26/2006 4:37 pm
Fortunatly, they soon ran out of bubblegum and commenced to asskicking
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10/26/2006 4:47 pm
unfortunately, The cops showed up
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10/26/2006 4:50 pm
Fortunately, the cops were distracted by the long parade of naked prostitutes, protesting their pathetic plight
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10/26/2006 5:13 pm
Unfortunately they all where 600lbs
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10/26/2006 9:53 pm
Fortunatley, they were in a vortex of increased gravity, and their actual mass was only 45 kilograms.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

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10/26/2006 10:55 pm
Unfortunately, this same gravity vortex causes extreme droopage of body parts.

Actually just thinking about it now, wouldn't an increase in gravity make them weigh even more? I know, it's all nonsense anyways. ;)
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10/26/2006 11:02 pm
Fortunately, these body parts were their knees
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10/26/2006 11:59 pm
Originally Posted by: R. ShackleferdUnfortunately, this same gravity vortex causes extreme droopage of body parts.

Actually just thinking about it now, wouldn't an increase in gravity make them weigh even more? I know, it's all nonsense anyways. ;)[/QUOTE]

I shall explain. They were only 600lbs in the vortex. Weight (pounds) is all measured in relativity to gravity. Mass (Kilos) is constant no matter what amount of gravity. :)


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[QUOTE=da_ardvark]Fortunately, these body parts were their knees


Unfortunatley, falling kneecaps are disgusting
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

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10/27/2006 1:09 am
Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyI shall explain. They were only 600lbs in the vortex. Weight (pounds) is all measured in relativity to gravity. Mass (Kilos) is constant no matter what amount of gravity. :)
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Ahh...so true. Now this story is totally plausible.
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Unfortunatley, falling kneecaps are disgusting

Fortunately, they still look good when surrounded by candy puke and the still smoking remains of Richard Simmons.
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10/27/2006 2:52 am
Unfortunately, I was wearing a very tight shirt that says "Bad Girl" on it.
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10/27/2006 3:18 am
fortunately, Julian showed up and made this thread awesome
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