Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyI shall explain. They were only 600lbs in the vortex. Weight (pounds) is all measured in relativity to gravity. Mass (Kilos) is constant no matter what amount of gravity. :)
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Ahh...so true. Now this story is totally plausible.
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Unfortunatley, falling kneecaps are disgusting

Fortunately, they still look good when surrounded by candy puke and the still smoking remains of Richard Simmons.