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10/27/2006 3:21 am
Originally Posted by: acapellaUnfortunately, I was wearing a very tight shirt that says "Bad Girl" on it.

Fortunately, Amber took pictures, which I will take great delight in posting on GT so everyone can mock you.
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10/27/2006 12:53 pm
Unfortunately when you posted the photo's it turned out one of the hookers was an undercover federal agent. During the investigation into your actions they found certain "pictures" on your hard drive that you are now having to explain.
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10/27/2006 1:01 pm
fortunately josh stole the evidence and kept it for his own private entertainment...just as he was indulging, jolly appeared from the closet, stole the evidence and ran out the door screaming with his arms flailing in the air...
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10/27/2006 1:09 pm
Unfortunately, DAMAGED ONE WAS THERE AND SCARED HIM WITH HIS CAPS UNTIL HE DROPPED IT ALL IN THE MUD. :D
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10/27/2006 1:23 pm
Fortunately Les Claypool was there to jam out My Name is MUD! While showing the newly found evidence to the world on the JUMBOTRON!
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10/27/2006 7:21 pm
Unfortunately, CNN Showed it to the entire world and was banned by the FCC
for showing Smut on TV and now Josh is famous for his Role in the cover up.
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10/27/2006 8:19 pm
Fortunatly, Josh doensn't eat rolls, he eats buns.
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10/27/2006 8:29 pm
Originally Posted by: elklanderccFortunatly, Josh doensn't eat rolls, he eats buns.

Unfortunately, Creta isn't referring to food.
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10/28/2006 12:31 am
Fortunatly they are his own buns.
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10/28/2006 3:08 am
Unfortunatley, he is shake shake shaking them like an antelope, out of control
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

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10/28/2006 3:40 am
Fortunatly, I scared away Josh before he got too close to my buns.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"

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10/28/2006 4:05 am
Originally Posted by: elklanderccFortunatly, I scared away Josh before he got too close to my buns.

Unfortunately (and ironically), the way you scared him off was simply by showing him your buns.
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10/28/2006 4:14 am
Fortunately the prostitutes' pimp showed up and bitch slapped his ho's and anyone else showing their buns, fool!
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10/28/2006 5:14 am
Unfortunately, the pimp was indeed the equally queer twin brother of richard simmons.
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Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

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10/28/2006 5:53 am
fortunately josh gets fed up with the confusion and puts everyone's buns on fire...he then proceeds to the bakery for sausage rolls whilst performing a series of star jumps

*does star jump
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10/28/2006 6:04 pm
Originally Posted by: jeffhxfortunately josh gets fed up with the confusion and puts everyone's buns on fire...he then proceeds to the bakery for sausage rolls whilst performing a series of star jumps

*does star jump


Unfortunatey, the baker was also hanging out in the tub with the butcher and the candlestick maker. Rub a dub dub. Josh does a star jump over one of the candlstick maker's candles, lighting his buns on fire.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

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10/28/2006 9:45 pm
Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyUnfortunatey, the baker was also hanging out in the tub with the butcher and the candlestick maker. Rub a dub dub. Josh does a star jump over one of the candlstick maker's candles, lighting his buns on fire.


Fortunately, He then proceeded to fall into the tub (full of water), putting the fire on his buns out
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10/29/2006 12:42 am
Unfortunatley, he had to explain to the GT family (who happened to walk in at this inopportune moment) what he was doing in a bathtub with a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker and a still smoking ass.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

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10/29/2006 5:29 am
Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyUnfortunatley, he had to explain to the GT family (who happened to walk in at this inopportune moment) what he was doing in a bathtub with a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker and a still smoking ass.

Fortunately, this is the GT family, and we've all been in that position before.
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10/29/2006 3:11 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckFortunately, this is the GT family, and we've all been in that position before.

Unfortunatly, hes talking about the fetal position.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"

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