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06/30/2006 9:04 pm
Talking about driving? Still the worst thread ever.
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06/30/2006 9:11 pm
Booooo to the U.K. Gov. :mad:
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06/30/2006 9:14 pm
meh theres no need to drive in melbourne really...thank god for public transport...
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06/30/2006 11:21 pm
Originally Posted by: jeffhxdriving was fun initially...then a month later i just got plain lazy...so yea i try to avoid driving all the time now...

a month? jeez, I had my permit 6 months (california law, you have to have a permit for 6 months before you can get a license... california has the gayest laws ever...) and I've had my license for about 8 months or so and I still enjoy driving. I like driving so much, that I actually really want to get into autocross racing, and then maybe club racing eventually. who knows, maybe I'm the next professional rally racer :cool: that'd be like my dream job...
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06/30/2006 11:32 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsa month? jeez, I had my permit 6 months (california law, you have to have a permit for 6 months before you can get a license... california has the gayest laws ever...)

Yea you think california has the gayest laws? here in florida you have to have your permit for 12 months and be 16 to get a license.
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06/30/2006 11:43 pm
Originally Posted by: pureYea you think california has the gayest laws? here in florida you have to have your permit for 12 months and be 16 to get a license.

you have to take driver's ed and then a written test to get a permit, you must have a permit for 6 months at least, during the time you have to take 3 driver's training lessons, each lasting 2 hours, and you have to drive for 50 hours with a licensed driver 25 or over in the passenger seat at all times and 10 of the hours have to be at night, then when you are 16 or older you can go take your driving test, if you pass you get a license, but it's a probationary license. you cannot drive with anyone under the age of 20 in your car unless you have a licensed driver of 25 or older in the passenger seat for the first 12 months! (this is the new law of 2006, it used to be 6 months, and I should be able to drive people now... but nooooo) and you can't drive between the hours of 11 pm and 5 am for the first 12 months either. so even though you have a license, you still can't go pick up your friends and drive them to a movie, you still can't pick up your friday night date, it's kinda (extremely) stupid really.

still think california doesn't have gay laws? and that's just about getting a license. we've got millions of stupid laws here.
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07/01/2006 12:32 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsstill think california doesn't have gay laws? and that's just about getting a license. we've got millions of stupid laws here.


# In Florida, women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
# A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
# In Florida, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit
# It is illegal to skateboard without a license. (i've never even seen a 'skateboard license')
# You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
# It is considered an offense to shower naked.(how else do you shower??)
# You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
# Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
# Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

and there are many more rules which i don't think are appropriate for gt..

and you thought california had stupid rules :rolleyes:
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- Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
- Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
- Bathhouses are against the law.
- In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
- Women may not drive in a house coat.
- It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Arcadia

- Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Alhambra

- You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

Baldwin Park

- Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Belvedere

- City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

Blythe

- You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Burlingame

- It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Carmel

- Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
- Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Chico

- Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Downey

- It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).

Hollywood

- It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Lafayette

You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.

Lodi

- It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".

Lompoc

- It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

Long Beach

- It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
- Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.

Los Angeles

- Toads may not be licked.
- You may not hunt moths under a street light.
- It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
- You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
- Zoot suits are prohibited.
- It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
- It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

Ontario

- Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

Pacific Grove

- Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

Palm Springs

- It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.

Pasadena

-It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Prunedale

- Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

Redlands

- Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

Riverside

- One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

San Diego

- The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
- It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.

San Francisco

- Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
- Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
- It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
- It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

San Jose

- It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595

Santa Monica

- You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

Temecula

- Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
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07/01/2006 3:02 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs
- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.


how is that even possible???

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07/01/2006 3:26 am
# Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

That one is a public safety issue and it's on the books in all 50 states. In case of fire, if the doors opened in to the building, they get jammed when a mass of people hit them at them same time (i.e. stampede) to get out.

And then people die.

Look up the Coconut Grove fire from back in the early part of the twentieth century.

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07/01/2006 4:45 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraStill funny though, In Lincoln (city near me) you can hunt women with a bow and arrow on Sunday's.

I wanna move to lincoln
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07/01/2006 10:55 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsLodi

- It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".

I was going to rewrite Lodi by CCR with lyrics mourning the lack of Silly String, but I'm way too lazy.
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07/02/2006 1:17 am
old laws like those are still around because it is expensive to get rid of them, and honestly, nobody really cares.

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Mississippi:

Private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service.

It is illegal to teach others about polygamy .

A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.

One may be fined up to $100 for using "profane language" in public places.

Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.

Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.

Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.

Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $250 fine.

Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.

It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.

If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month. If they have another illegitimate child, they will spend another three months in jail.

No one may bribe any athlete to "rig" a game, match, tournament, etc. with the exception of wrestlers.

The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it. (Columbus)

It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. (Oxford)

One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square. (Oxford)

Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited. (Oxford)

Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses. (Oxford)

Exterior burglar bars which are viewable from the street are not allowed. (Ridgeland)

It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street. (Tylertown)
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07/02/2006 1:31 am
Mississipi sucks

in a funny way
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07/02/2006 1:36 am
Originally Posted by: jeffhxMississipi sucks

in a funny way

No, it pretty much sucks either way you look at it.
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