- Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
- Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
- Bathhouses are against the law.
- In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
- Women may not drive in a house coat.
- It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Arcadia

- Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Alhambra

- You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

Baldwin Park

- Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Belvedere

- City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

Blythe

- You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Burlingame

- It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Carmel

- Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
- Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Chico

- Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Downey

- It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).

Hollywood

- It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Lafayette

You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.

Lodi

- It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".

Lompoc

- It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

Long Beach

- It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
- Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.

Los Angeles

- Toads may not be licked.
- You may not hunt moths under a street light.
- It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
- You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
- Zoot suits are prohibited.
- It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
- It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

Ontario

- Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

Pacific Grove

- Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

Palm Springs

- It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.

Pasadena

-It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Prunedale

- Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

Redlands

- Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

Riverside

- One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

San Diego

- The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
- It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.

San Francisco

- Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
- Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
- It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
- It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

San Jose

- It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595

Santa Monica

- You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

Temecula

- Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.