School couldn't be more uptight.

my story isnt as cool as yours, but still dumb nontheless.

the sin: throwing a paper airplane and hitting another student.
ha.

Originally Posted by: rockonn91my story isnt as cool as yours, but still dumb nontheless.

the sin: throwing a paper airplane and hitting another student.
ha.

I just served a day internal suspension today for throwing a paper airplane...and I didn't even hit anyone.

Originally Posted by: elklanderccI just served a day internal suspension today for throwing a paper airplane...and I didn't even hit anyone.

Maybe there was a paper model of the twin towers nearby and they were starting to get nervous. :rolleyes:

Lmao, it was was math class so.....

Originally Posted by: Akira

By the way, your last name rocks.

OK - Akira... Here is another one I don't get... Respirated...what do you mean by that word??

Someone please explain to the dumb chick...

Originally Posted by: AkiraBreath in, breath out, breath in, breath out.

You just respirated.

I would give you rep points, but I have to spread it around.... Thanks...lol

Originally Posted by: Akira*sigh* :(

I have never encountered this "spread it around" thing. Probably because I don't give many rep points.

Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI have never encountered this "spread it around" thing. Probably because I don't give many rep points.

That's only because you wanna stay at the top. Rep point hoarder.

Oh, has anyone else seen Waiting? The penis game in that movie was a good one.

LOL!!! give rep points.... NOWWW!!!!! NOWWW!!!!

Originally Posted by: elklanderccYea, I got nothing. Well....whats the fastest you ever drove :p (you driving, not being a passenger)

Congrats eric, glad to hear you passed as well.

fastest I've driven was about 95. I was trying to break 100 just so I could say I've done it (I would've of course slowed down after that) but there was too much traffic. I'll have to try it again on another day when there is nobody on the freeway. midnight works well.. I think I was trying to do it around 6:45 pm... going the opposite direction of rush hour, but there was still enough traffic that I didn't think it would be a good idea. someday.

ok, muffin game, as it was explained to me:

"so, my grandma goes up to my dad, and slaps him across the face. and she says 'it's time for you to teach johnny the muffin game!' daddy complained, but she yelled at him and he gave in. So my daddy comes up to my room, and hits me in the head while I'm sleeping. and I'm like 'what is it!' and he's like, 'johnny, it's time for me to teach you the muffin game!' so I rolled out of bed and listened to what he had to say. he said 'johnny, the muffin game is a game, where you get a group of guys, and a muffin. the guys will get in a circle around the muffin and start jerking off onto the muffin. the last one to finish is the loser and he has to eat the muffin.' now come on son, whip out your penis' (at this point, he imitates the dad whipping out his penis, and it being huge. and then he immitates himself whipping out his penis, and it's so small he holds it with only his thumb and index finger) the two go at it, and the dad wins. johnny takes the muffin, and says 'what's that daddy?' and the dad replies, 'it's icing son.' so johnny licks the icing off and says 'I want some more icing dad' so the dad goes again and gives him some more. 'thanks dad!' 'you're welcome son. and now you know the muffin game'"

keep in mind, the guy who was telling this story was high off marijuana, and I think I was a bit too from secondhand smoke.. so this was hilariously funny to the point of bringing tears to me eyes.

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsfastest I've driven was about 95. I was trying to break 100 just so I could say I've done it (I would've of course slowed down after that) but there was too much traffic. I'll have to try it again on another day when there is nobody on the freeway. midnight works well.. I think I was trying to do it around 6:45 pm... going the opposite direction of rush hour, but there was still enough traffic that I didn't think it would be a good idea. someday.

ok, muffin game, as it was explained to me:

"so, my grandma goes up to my dad, and slaps him across the face. and she says 'it's time for you to teach johnny the muffin game!' daddy complained, but she yelled at him and he gave in. So my daddy comes up to my room, and hits me in the head while I'm sleeping. and I'm like 'what is it!' and he's like, 'johnny, it's time for me to teach you the muffin game!' so I rolled out of bed and listened to what he had to say. he said 'johnny, the muffin game is a game, where you get a group of guys, and a muffin. the guys will get in a circle around the muffin and start jerking off onto the muffin. the last one to finish is the loser and he has to eat the muffin.' now come on son, whip out your penis' (at this point, he imitates the dad whipping out his penis, and it being huge. and then he immitates himself whipping out his penis, and it's so small he holds it with only his thumb and index finger) the two go at it, and the dad wins. johnny takes the muffin, and says 'what's that daddy?' and the dad replies, 'it's icing son.' so johnny licks the icing off and says 'I want some more icing dad' so the dad goes again and gives him some more. 'thanks dad!' 'you're welcome son. and now you know the muffin game'"

keep in mind, the guy who was telling this story was high off marijuana, and I think I was a bit too from secondhand smoke.. so this was hilariously funny to the point of bringing tears to me eyes.

Lmao, we talk about a similar game to that in my vending class all the time. Our way you would use a cookie. Dear god I would never play that.

The fastest I ever gone was 120, gotta love these country roads :D .

Originally Posted by: Akira

By the way, your last name rocks.

HA! brilliant. nowadays, it could happen.

and my last name rocks? thank you... why's that?

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsfastest I've driven was about 95. I was trying to break 100 just so I could say I've done it (I would've of course slowed down after that) but there was too much traffic. I'll have to try it again on another day when there is nobody on the freeway. midnight works well.. I think I was trying to do it around 6:45 pm... going the opposite direction of rush hour, but there was still enough traffic that I didn't think it would be a good idea. someday.

ok, muffin game, as it was explained to me:

"so, my grandma goes up to my dad, and slaps him across the face. and she says 'it's time for you to teach johnny the muffin game!' daddy complained, but she yelled at him and he gave in. So my daddy comes up to my room, and hits me in the head while I'm sleeping. and I'm like 'what is it!' and he's like, 'johnny, it's time for me to teach you the muffin game!' so I rolled out of bed and listened to what he had to say. he said 'johnny, the muffin game is a game, where you get a group of guys, and a muffin. the guys will get in a circle around the muffin and start jerking off onto the muffin. the last one to finish is the loser and he has to eat the muffin.' now come on son, whip out your penis' (at this point, he imitates the dad whipping out his penis, and it being huge. and then he immitates himself whipping out his penis, and it's so small he holds it with only his thumb and index finger) the two go at it, and the dad wins. johnny takes the muffin, and says 'what's that daddy?' and the dad replies, 'it's icing son.' so johnny licks the icing off and says 'I want some more icing dad' so the dad goes again and gives him some more. 'thanks dad!' 'you're welcome son. and now you know the muffin game'"

keep in mind, the guy who was telling this story was high off marijuana, and I think I was a bit too from secondhand smoke.. so this was hilariously funny to the point of bringing tears to me eyes.

Dude that is the ****test story ever, about the ****test game ever...go and sit in the corner and think about what you have done

Originally Posted by: Andrew SaDude that is the ****test story ever, about the ****test game ever...go and sit in the corner and think about what you have done

what're you going to do? send me home from school with a note? :p

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrswhat're you going to do? send me home from school with a note? :p

No, make you eat the muffin. :D

Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyNo, make you eat the muffin. :D

only if it's your muffin baby :cool:

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrswhat're you going to do? send me home from school with a note? :p

No, I sent you to teh corner, what the hell are you doing back here? Corner Mister...Now..! and dont you dare move until I say you can!

Originally Posted by: Andrew SaNo, I sent you to teh corner, what the hell are you doing back here? Corner Mister...Now..! and dont you dare move until I say you can!

*sigh* yes andrew

*sits in corner*

*makes paper airplane*

*throws it and it hits andrew in the head*

You're asking for double corner time Mister...and if you put one more foot out of line, I'm gonna have to telephone your parents!!!

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsonly if it's your muffin baby :cool:

It is...............