Originally Posted by: elklanderccSo what exactly is this daily freebie???
It's the free lmao job he gives out every day. You, sir, are one of the lucky ones.
School couldn't be more uptight.
It's the free lmao job he gives out every day. You, sir, are one of the lucky ones.
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Next time you get caught, just tell the teacher you were really hungry and asking if anybody had any peanuts.
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PENIS!!!!! please explain the penis game to me...
how ridiculous is that tho? detention for that?
When I was in school, I spoke to the headboy(thats like the head boy...I dunno how else to describe him...you guys have em in the states?) and told him I urgently needed to speak to the entire school during an assembly (we used to have these giant assemblies in the quad three mornings a week). He let me...it was my mates birthday, so 3 of us got up to the microphone and gave a little mock-sentimental speech before calling my mate up on stage to accept a small token...we then gave him a giant dildo...it was amazing! I got shouted at about it being inappropriate, but even the teachers couldnt resist the humour in it.
how ridiculous is that tho? detention for that?
When I was in school, I spoke to the headboy(thats like the head boy...I dunno how else to describe him...you guys have em in the states?) and told him I urgently needed to speak to the entire school during an assembly (we used to have these giant assemblies in the quad three mornings a week). He let me...it was my mates birthday, so 3 of us got up to the microphone and gave a little mock-sentimental speech before calling my mate up on stage to accept a small token...we then gave him a giant dildo...it was amazing! I got shouted at about it being inappropriate, but even the teachers couldnt resist the humour in it.
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ah, wait, I missed the second page of posts...skipped it by accident...what a cool game.
There's another cool game called goat (I have witnessed, but never taken part in the playing of this game).
basically, you get a huge group of guys together...maybe 20 or so...the more the merrier...you then elect one leader...all of you go to a crowded public place...one in which you will find a room full of people(a corridor in a mall should do)...spread yourselves out in the room...dont let anyone know that all of you are together...now this is the crucial bit...
the leader you have chosen raises his hands above his head in a huge V shape and yells "goat"...at which point everyone involved pees in their pants...
aaah, what a game!
There's another cool game called goat (I have witnessed, but never taken part in the playing of this game).
basically, you get a huge group of guys together...maybe 20 or so...the more the merrier...you then elect one leader...all of you go to a crowded public place...one in which you will find a room full of people(a corridor in a mall should do)...spread yourselves out in the room...dont let anyone know that all of you are together...now this is the crucial bit...
the leader you have chosen raises his hands above his head in a huge V shape and yells "goat"...at which point everyone involved pees in their pants...
aaah, what a game!
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Haha. YES! I love how the uptight female teacher wrote penis twice on the report.
On a related note, our law teacher snapped the other day. He was like "YOU GUYS TALK EVERY F***ING SECOND!" ...I'll tell you, it shut us up.
On a related note, our law teacher snapped the other day. He was like "YOU GUYS TALK EVERY F***ING SECOND!" ...I'll tell you, it shut us up.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyHaha. YES! I love how the uptight female teacher wrote penis twice on the report.
On a related note, our law teacher snapped the other day. He was like "YOU GUYS TALK EVERY F***ING SECOND!" ...I'll tell you, it shut us up.
If he ever calls you into the tall to have a chat, on the way out, un-zipper your pants. As you walk in, pause, zipper them back up, then go to your seat. Gets the whole class riled up.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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Haha, yes. He is, however a modernist 20something liberal who would give the whole class a speech on homosexual tolerance if they laughed.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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Haha, glad to pass on the knowledge. I was sitting here a few weeks ago and I just came up with it. But make sure no one sees or knows you un zippered.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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heh heh heh.... *plotts mischievious things to do when teacher brings me out of classroom*
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Originally Posted by: rockonn91heh heh heh.... *plotts mischievious things to do when teacher brings me out of classroom*
Whos says its just gotta be for that ocassion. Plot for other events such as office visits, assembly's, or pep rally's. Hell, MY friends and I were disscussing senior prank.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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Ok - who writes a senior up in march? No one cares by then. That will be a great thing to keep for laughs though, assuming your parents don't flip out on you.
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Originally Posted by: lyricchicOk - who writes a senior up in march? No one cares by then. That will be a great thing to keep for laughs though, assuming your parents don't flip out on you.
My mom thought it was hilarious, but I didn't tell my dad. He always over reacts and never sees the funny side in anything I've been written up for/ do in general.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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But, ya know, in all fairness, isn't the thrill of the penis game the risk of getting in trouble? It wouldn't be funny if it weren't inappropriate to go "PENIS!!!" at the top of your lungs.
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonBut, ya know, in all fairness, isn't the thrill of the penis game the risk of getting in trouble? It wouldn't be funny if it weren't inappropriate to go "PENIS!!!" at the top of your lungs.
I think the fun of it is the shock factor. Who expects to hear "PENIS!!!" shouted? Ever?
On the topic of shocking people in funny ways, read this eulogy John Cleese read at Graham Chapman's funeral. According to it, Graham Chapman was exactly the kind of person I hope to be someday.
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Originally Posted by: earthman buckI think the fun of it is the shock factor. Who expects to hear "PENIS!!!" shouted? Ever?
On the topic of shocking people in funny ways, read this eulogy John Cleese read at Graham Chapman's funeral. According to it, Graham Chapman was exactly the kind of person I hope to be someday.
Graham Chapman eulogy
Man... the penis game is for lightweights. Some friends of mine crafted a game called "touch the boner." It's a pretty self explanatory game really. Be the first to touch the boner. Another game that a friend of mine and I made up is called "race you to it." That one actually has some form of challenge. The goal is that you clasp your friend's part in your hand and he clasps yours and you basically go at it and whoever finishes the job first is the loser for actually getting off to a guy yanking on them. None of us have ever tried this game for various phobia-related reasons.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsMan... the penis game is for lightweights. Some friends of mine crafted a game called "touch the boner." It's a pretty self explanatory game really. Be the first to touch the boner. Another game that a friend of mine and I made up is called "race you to it." That one actually has some form of challenge. The goal is that you clasp your friend's part in your hand and he clasps yours and you basically go at it and whoever finishes the job first is the loser for actually getting off to a guy yanking on them. None of us have ever tried this game for various phobia-related reasons.
That sounds like one of those games where nobody wins. Like curling.
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsMan... the penis game is for lightweights. Some friends of mine crafted a game called "touch the boner." It's a pretty self explanatory game really. Be the first to touch the boner. Another game that a friend of mine and I made up is called "race you to it." That one actually has some form of challenge. The goal is that you clasp your friend's part in your hand and he clasps yours and you basically go at it and whoever finishes the job first is the loser for actually getting off to a guy yanking on them. None of us have ever tried this game for various phobia-related reasons.
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Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs
The facial expression of a guy who's just realizing he lost a game of race you to it.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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