... and that's all I have to say about that.
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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Well Cryptic,
That was interesting, but I have heard similar stories before...
One of the guys that I work with is from South America, and he told me they used to play a game where they would actually have like competitions of who could "shoot" the farthest after.... being stimulated... I don't think they stimulated each other, more like do it yourself kind of thing.. i guess.
Kind of like a spitting contest, but not really.... ewwww.
That was interesting, but I have heard similar stories before...
One of the guys that I work with is from South America, and he told me they used to play a game where they would actually have like competitions of who could "shoot" the farthest after.... being stimulated... I don't think they stimulated each other, more like do it yourself kind of thing.. i guess.
Kind of like a spitting contest, but not really.... ewwww.
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
# 2
That's quite a story as well and it kinda makes you wonder what the conversation that led up to that was like.
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They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 3
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsThat's quite a story as well and it kinda makes you wonder what the conversation that led up to that was like.
Haha - wouldn't you like to know.... ;) and I'm not telling...
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
# 4
So you actually know what led up to that? Or is this a bluff?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 5
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsSo you actually know what led up to that? Or is this a bluff?
Ok - that depends on which conversation you are talking about.... Mine or theirs?
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
# 6
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsMan... the penis game is for lightweights. Some friends of mine crafted a game called "touch the boner." It's a pretty self explanatory game really. Be the first to touch the boner. Another game that a friend of mine and I made up is called "race you to it." That one actually has some form of challenge. The goal is that you clasp your friend's part in your hand and he clasps yours and you basically go at it and whoever finishes the job first is the loser for actually getting off to a guy yanking on them. None of us have ever tried this game for various phobia-related reasons.
Lmao, I'm pretty sure I'll stick to the penis game. But once again, I got written up by that same teacher. My friend was walkng by to throw away trash and kicked my thigh, so I swung around the other side and gave him a back hand to the arm. Then shortly after that fiasco, I was called down to the office to sign an internal suspension slip of 1 day for lofting a paper airplane.
Oh yea.........I got my license today!
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsAnother game that a friend of mine and I made up is called "race you to it." That one actually has some form of challenge. The goal is that you clasp your friend's part in your hand and he clasps yours and you basically go at it and whoever finishes the job first is the loser for actually getting off to a guy yanking on them.
Some would call that a game. Most would call that gay sex.
# 8
Originally Posted by: elklandercc
Oh yea.........I got my license today!
Nice, I get mine tommorow morning, hopefully.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 9
Originally Posted by: SPLSome would call that a game. Most would call that gay sex.
Exactly. A game.
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do you guys know the muffin game? :cool:
p.s. I've had my license for like 5 months... so beat that!!!
p.s. I've had my license for like 5 months... so beat that!!!
# 12
Originally Posted by: SPLSome would call that a game. Most would call that gay sex.
Oh god, hahahaha.
# 13
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs
p.s. I've had my license for like 5 months... so beat that!!!
I've had mine for 2 hours so...wait..S***!
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 14
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeOk - that depends on which conversation you are talking about.... Mine or theirs?
Now you've really piqued my curiousity.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 15
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsNow you've really piqued my curiousity.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tonja_Renee]Haha - wouldn't you like to know.... and I'm not telling...
:D I'm still not telling......
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
# 16
Originally Posted by: Tonja_Renee:D I'm still not telling......
Fine.... I don't really want to know anyway.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 17
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsdo you guys know the muffin game? :cool:
well?if you don't, I'm itching to explain it the way it was explained to me!
# 18
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrswell?if you don't, I'm itching to explain it the way it was explained to me!
Ok - I'll bite... No I have never heard of it... Tell.But I have a strong suspicion that it has to do with Muffins and I don't mean the baked goods... am I right?...lol
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
# 19
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs p.s. I've had my license for like 5 months... so beat that!!!
Yea, I got nothing. Well....whats the fastest you ever drove :p (you driving, not being a passenger)
Congrats eric, glad to hear you passed as well.
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