Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsfastest I've driven was about 95. I was trying to break 100 just so I could say I've done it (I would've of course slowed down after that) but there was too much traffic. I'll have to try it again on another day when there is nobody on the freeway. midnight works well.. I think I was trying to do it around 6:45 pm... going the opposite direction of rush hour, but there was still enough traffic that I didn't think it would be a good idea. someday.
ok, muffin game, as it was explained to me:
"so, my grandma goes up to my dad, and slaps him across the face. and she says 'it's time for you to teach johnny the muffin game!' daddy complained, but she yelled at him and he gave in. So my daddy comes up to my room, and hits me in the head while I'm sleeping. and I'm like 'what is it!' and he's like, 'johnny, it's time for me to teach you the muffin game!' so I rolled out of bed and listened to what he had to say. he said 'johnny, the muffin game is a game, where you get a group of guys, and a muffin. the guys will get in a circle around the muffin and start jerking off onto the muffin. the last one to finish is the loser and he has to eat the muffin.' now come on son, whip out your penis' (at this point, he imitates the dad whipping out his penis, and it being huge. and then he immitates himself whipping out his penis, and it's so small he holds it with only his thumb and index finger) the two go at it, and the dad wins. johnny takes the muffin, and says 'what's that daddy?' and the dad replies, 'it's icing son.' so johnny licks the icing off and says 'I want some more icing dad' so the dad goes again and gives him some more. 'thanks dad!' 'you're welcome son. and now you know the muffin game'"
keep in mind, the guy who was telling this story was high off marijuana, and I think I was a bit too from secondhand smoke.. so this was hilariously funny to the point of bringing tears to me eyes.
Dude that is the ****test story ever, about the ****test game ever...go and sit in the corner and think about what you have done
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