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ericthecableguy
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03/14/2006 6:32 pm
Let's hear the cheesiest ones you got, awards may follow.

...Is that a mirror in your pocket?....cause I can see myself in your pants

...You like blueberries or strawberries?...I want to know what to order on your pancakes tommorow morning?

Continue...
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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03/14/2006 6:34 pm
This is one I always use. Never fails.
*walks up and sniffs her crotch*
The end.
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03/14/2006 6:36 pm
Hey you got a band aid?

Her: Why

Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Terrible, terrible.... :(
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03/14/2006 6:37 pm
I've got some pretty horrible ones, which I wouldn't dare use:

"Hey babe, let's play commandos. I'll lay down and you can blow me up"

"I love every bone in your body - especially mine!"

"Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns"

And, one that works equally well in SMS format:

"I have the F, the C, and the K - all I need is U"
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

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03/14/2006 6:38 pm
Oh yeah, and of course:

"Hey, d'you want to come to my place for sex and pizza? Or don't you like pizza?"

Beat that for sheer stupidity!
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

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03/14/2006 6:44 pm
Legs is the magic word. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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03/14/2006 6:56 pm
ooh, I have a few...all just riduculous

"why dont we go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway?"
this one is actually pretty efficient at times (note:it really depends on the girl)...march up to a girl at the bar, down her drink...then offer to buy her another one...

um..."do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past again?"
[FONT=Century Gothic]Hope is when we feel the pain that makes us try again[/FONT]
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03/14/2006 6:58 pm
Originally Posted by: Andrew Sa
um..."do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past again?"


I love that...."shall I walk by again?" I would say it in a cheesy proper british accent. Loik this..."shull ah wahlk boy againe?"
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03/14/2006 7:18 pm
oh i have some crap ones...

'Have i got a canoe in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?'
or this one
'I love your clothes. They would look really good on my bedroom floor'
Im not ok. Im not okhayhay. Im not ok.
Im not O f****n K.
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03/14/2006 7:44 pm
I've got nothing.
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03/14/2006 7:49 pm
Do you know your missing on of the major food groups.......the meat!
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03/14/2006 8:47 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI've got nothing.

Wait... I take that back. I do have one.

Wanna see my tattoo?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/14/2006 9:02 pm
Are those space pants?...cause your butt is out of this world!
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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03/15/2006 1:48 am
You wipe for face and say "here, lemme clear a place for you to sit down"
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03/15/2006 1:52 am
Originally Posted by: schmangeYou wipe for face and say "here, lemme clear a place for you to sit down"



LOL........Tell me has that one ever worked for ya? :D
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03/15/2006 1:57 am
my friend amrit gave me this one a while ago...


"that shirt is quite becoming on you.

...of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming too."


i liked it.
JK :cool:

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03/15/2006 2:29 am
Originally Posted by: rockonn91my friend amrit gave me this one a while ago...


"that shirt is quite becoming on you.

...of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming too."


i liked it.


Ha, your probably the only one who has or ever will give someone who deserves credit for a joke credit around here.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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03/15/2006 2:30 am
yeah, probably true. but that doesnt work if i say it. just if a girl does.
JK :cool:

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03/15/2006 2:54 am
This one's almost cheesy enough to work:

"If I could re-arrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
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03/15/2006 3:15 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWanna see my tattoo?

I was thinking about that one and I realized, I guess it's only a valid option for a select few in the context I was speaking. That and I doubt any one really remembers the origins of this one.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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