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03/15/2006 12:38 pm
My buddy frequently starts conversation with cheap pickup lines... they actually do work if you don't really take them seriously... his favorite to use is "I, uh... lost my phone number... can I have yours?" or "You wanna procreate?"

I personally have heard some pretty lame ones... most of which have already been listed here. Here are some more.

"I just came over to let you know I wasn't winking at you... I had something in my eye."

"Where's the bathroom?"

"I hit on that girl *points at girl* a minute ago... Yeah, she's a dyke. You're much cooler."

"You smell something burning? Oh Shizzz, your ass is smokin!!!!"

"What do you get when you put U and I together... nothing really... just two letters... but you wanna do it??"

"If I said you have a nice body.... would you hold it against me??"

Lame
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03/15/2006 5:19 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI was thinking about that one and I realized, I guess it's only a valid option for a select few in the context I was speaking. That and I doubt any one really remembers the origins of this one.



I hate when you do that - so I had to back and find out what you meant.....LOL and for the record - I don't beleive you!!!! :)

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03/15/2006 5:22 pm
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeI hate when you do that - so I had to back and find out what you meant.....LOL and for the record - I don't beleive you!!!! :)

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03/15/2006 5:22 pm
Here's a dirty one:

"I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, then slowly move up to your belly-button."
(Sorry, ladies :o )
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03/15/2006 5:24 pm
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusHere's a dirty one:

"I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, then slowly move up to your belly-button."
(Sorry, ladies :o )



Why are you apologizing - Women loved to get get kissed on the lips.... ;)
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03/15/2006 5:25 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI have proof.



You can't say that you have proof unless your willing to share it.....I'll believe it when I see it........... ;)
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03/15/2006 5:26 pm
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeYou can't say that you have proof unless your willing to share it.....I'll believe it when I see it........... ;)

Gimme your email address. And that applies to anyone else that wants to see The Legend.
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03/15/2006 5:27 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsGimme your email address.



It's right in my profile.............what are you waiting for??? :D Don't play chicken with me.............you'll lose.
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03/15/2006 5:29 pm
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeIt's right in my profile.............what are you waiting for??? :D Don't play chicken with me.............you'll lose.

Hold yer horses. I'm at work.
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Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/15/2006 5:32 pm
Can you describe The Legend to us, Cryptic?
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

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03/15/2006 5:32 pm
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusCan you describe The Legend to us, Cryptic?

Holy land.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/15/2006 5:34 pm
Sent. Go nuts.
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Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/15/2006 6:27 pm
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeYou can't say that you have proof unless your willing to share it.....I'll believe it when I see it........... ;)[/QUOTE]

[Quote= Cyrptic Excretions] I have proof.;)



Well - I retract my earlier statement - I do now believe... and all I have to say about it is............ Wow. :)
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03/15/2006 7:06 pm
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeWell - I retract my earlier statement - I do now believe... and all I have to say about it is............ Wow. :)

Am I a king or what? Told you I wasn't lying.
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They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/15/2006 7:17 pm
Do I want to see it, or is it gross?
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
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03/15/2006 7:18 pm
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusDo I want to see it, or is it gross?



I guess that depends what your into?? It wasn't the best artwork that I've seen, but because of the location - impressive.
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03/15/2006 7:41 pm
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeI guess that depends what your into?? It wasn't the best artwork that I've seen, but because of the location - impressive.

No... it wasn't, was it? But it's not an easy location to get done.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/15/2006 9:42 pm
Originally Posted by: PonyOnei wanna see this just for shock value.

I'll get'cha later tonight.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/16/2006 3:24 am
Ok, curiosity is getting the best of me.



My favorite line to use:

"hey, have you ever been with a guy who has his **** pierced?.... Want to?" ;)

Only used it once, but it did work :D
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03/16/2006 3:39 am
wiseman says..

"I dont normally talk to strangers... but for you... i'd make an exception..."

LOL
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