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03/09/2006 5:44 am
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusI'm going to be annoying and share my own relationship blues (assuming somebody actually wants to respond to my post this time). Today, I found out that the girl with whom I've been madly in love for about a year, has a boyfriend. What do I do?

Madly in love with? I thought that was the side effect of dating someone for a long time. You sure "madly in love" is accurate? Just sounds a bit extreme. Well, in any case, I'd suggest steering clear of the ones that are with someone else.
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03/09/2006 6:44 am
Originally Posted by: PonyOneWell, you can either wait for everything to boil over, or, I'm sure there's an abandoned quarry nearby.


I'd love to just forget her and go chasing somebody else, but I've gone and deluded myself into believing that she's "the one". And what's worse, before today I was under the illusion that I was making some headway with her - we're on "smile-shyly-and-wave-as-we-pass-each-other" terms. I guess she must have been doing it to humour me... :(

Should I just ignore her from now on, or should I at least say something about my feelings before I run off?
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03/09/2006 3:46 pm
I'd say no...dont mention your feelings to her...she has a boyfriend dude...wait it out if you must...you will move on eventually man...

or she'll break up with him(Its a hope...but a possiblility)...in which case, it is more than appropiraite to share your feelings...(just wait a while...dont run straight to her as soon as you hear...thats just creepy and insensitive...)
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03/09/2006 4:16 pm
Cheer up, holly. I don't have anyone. Unless you count acapella, which I do not.
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03/09/2006 4:36 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckCheer up, holly. I don't have anyone. Unless you count acapella, which I do not.


Of course I count, I count all morning in math. What does that have to do with it?
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03/10/2006 11:37 am
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusI'd love to just forget her and go chasing somebody else, but I've gone and deluded myself into believing that she's "the one". And what's worse, before today I was under the illusion that I was making some headway with her - we're on "smile-shyly-and-wave-as-we-pass-each-other" terms. I guess she must have been doing it to humour me... :(

Should I just ignore her from now on, or should I at least say something about my feelings before I run off?

You won't meet "the one" for a while. And when you do, you won't know that's what she is. Life isn't a movie, nor is it anything vaguely resembling a movie. When you find "the one" you'll probably enter the relationship like any other, without that many expectations.
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03/10/2006 11:47 am
Originally Posted by: Akira

I assume that before that picture was taken by the picture police, it was Keanu Reeves. He's totally "the one." Do not try to bend the relationship blues, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no relationship blues.
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03/10/2006 12:10 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraFFS. They are everywhere!!!

Final Fantasy Seven. They are everywhere!!!

I've decided to interpret your acronym to my own fancy.
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03/10/2006 1:41 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonFinal Fantasy Seven. They are everywhere!!!

I've decided to interpret your acronym to my own fancy.

And a nice job you've done. Couldn't have interpreted it better myself.
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03/10/2006 3:12 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraJSTFUYM.

Interpret that.

Just so the fat unicorn yelps maliciously?
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03/10/2006 3:19 pm
January showers trickle fresh untainted yellow mustard?
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03/10/2006 4:03 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraJSTFUYM.

Interpret that.

"Jolly shut the **** up, you're manly?"
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03/10/2006 4:26 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraJSTFUYM.

Interpret that.


Jessica Simpson tickled farmers under yesterdays moon.
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03/10/2006 4:31 pm
Originally Posted by: stacknyJessica Simpson tickled farmers under yesterdays moon.


Jingle sax taints fortified undulated yum-monsters?
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03/10/2006 4:33 pm
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeJingle sax taints fortified undulated yum-monsters?


A form of "taints" has been used before. Minus 11 points. :mad:
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03/10/2006 4:36 pm
Originally Posted by: stacknyA form of "taints" has been used before. Minus 11 points. :mad:


****! I didn't know! I take it back! It's....toodles...now...
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03/10/2006 5:11 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraVery close, but not quite. :rolleyes:

Jolly shut the **** up you moron?
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03/10/2006 5:13 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsJolly shut the **** up you moron?


Yo mama???
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03/10/2006 5:15 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraBingo.

Nah, I love him really, infact, just for Jolly...

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How about that. Jolly landed the daily freebie. Welcome to the club, matee.
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03/10/2006 9:17 pm
Originally Posted by: acapella rapeme****! I didn't know! I take it back! It's....toodles...now...


Alright, we'll give you back 6 of those points. But DONT let it happen again.
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