I called and told him I'm keeping his $500 and hiring a cleaning crew to fix it up. Now he's all pissed and telling me I'm trying to rip him off.
If it goes over $500 I'm taking him to small claims court.
There's stains on the carpet that won't come out... little black bugs living under the dirt in the kitchen area, moths flying around and little fruit flies all over the place. One of the cupboards smells like something died in there.
What the hell kind of mental defective does somebody have to be to live like that man??
He even pulled the TV and couch into the middle of the room so he could lie down and watch it close up and there's stains on the couch where he was lying down to eat.
bleeeeecchhhhhh!!!
I'm seriously thinking of filling up a dump truck and dumping all this crap all over his car.
OT: Major Slob Advice Needed
# 1
Originally Posted by: schmangeI called and told him I'm keeping his $500 and hiring a cleaning crew to fix it up. Now he's all pissed and telling me I'm trying to rip him off.
If it goes over $500 I'm taking him to small claims court.
There's stains on the carpet that won't come out... little black bugs living under the dirt in the kitchen area, moths flying around and little fruit flies all over the place. One of the cupboards smells like something died in there.
What the hell kind of mental defective does somebody have to be to live like that man??
He even pulled the TV and couch into the middle of the room so he could lie down and watch it close up and there's stains on the couch where he was lying down to eat.
bleeeeecchhhhhh!!!
I'm seriously thinking of filling up a dump truck and dumping all this crap all over his car.
If only you could do that without giving him something to fire back at you. Seriously... **** the dude. He demolished your home so let him accuse you of ripping him off. People like that need a good, solid punch to the face.
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# 2
Show him this thread...seriously.
He can see what intelligent folk think about his habits.
He can see what intelligent folk think about his habits.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 3
Schmange- I don't know exactly what your avatar is, but to me it looks like a man clutching his hair, ready to rip it out with frustration. Which fits the mood of this thread perfectly, by the way.
# 4
A few years back my dad ran into the same problem, but it was with 2 small apartments, but the killer is that living in one of the apartments was a man, wife, and sons. The wife had aids and there were literaly buckets of puke everywhere. My dad asked me and my brothers if we would help clean it up, I said hell no, you better hire someone. People like that really disgust me, I think you should give back the money, tell him your gonna hire a cleaner/exterminator and that you'll either be re-embersed fully for the bills or you will take it to court.
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# 5
Originally Posted by: earthman buckSchmange- I don't know exactly what your avatar is, but to me it looks like a man clutching his hair, ready to rip it out with frustration. Which fits the mood of this thread perfectly, by the way.
I thought it was a guy adjusting his glasses.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 6
I always thought that schmange's avatar was a man looking through binoculars
# 7
Nah, it's from an old photoshoot wearing Lennon sun glasses.
# 8
Five words...
....You need to get paid!!!
....You need to get paid!!!
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Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
- George Jackson
Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
- George Jackson
# 9
... or laid :)
# 10
Originally Posted by: schmangeNah, it's from an old photoshoot wearing Lennon sun glasses.
Those are some pretty sleek looking pictures. Nice beard and legs.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 11
the tennant managed all that mess in just one month? thats amazing! he deserves to pay that cleaning deposit...and an award of sorts...that is the filthiest house I have ever seen...it looks like photos from a wartime wreck or something.
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# 12
Originally Posted by: schmange... or laid :)
we all need to get laid.. especially cryptic..
# 13
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs.. especially cryptic..
ok ok, I'll take one for the team...I'll do it!
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# 14
Originally Posted by: Andrew Saok ok, I'll take one for the team...I'll do it!
LMAO!!!!
I don't know, but I think if you have sex with cryptic, then it may make him never want to do it again.. no one likes an owie booty :o
# 15
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsLMAO!!!!
I don't know, but I think if you have sex with cryptic, then it may make him never want to do it again.. no one likes an owie booty :o
I've never done it and I already don't want to do it again.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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