Veintiuno

For some reason I thought you were older than 21.

Get yourself some Canadian beer.mmm :)
Maybe some steam whistle-but you'll need a bottle opener.

Originally Posted by: HammurabiI've actually heard of those before in a comic strip. Clicky.

wow, that comic was really not funny at all..

I really want to be 21, it'll make my life easier sometimes.

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrswow, that comic was really not funny at all..

There's no need for disrespect. I was just showing where I had heard of them before.

I found that the easiest way to open a bottle is to prop the cap on the edge of a hard counter and hit it twice briskly. Once gently to break the seal and once a little harder to disconnect the cap.

You can use the bottom of a lighter to pry a bottle cap off as well. Or you can use my handy dandy belt buckle/bottle opener (only bad thing is I usually end up getting lots of alcohol on me, so I don't smell so good in the morning).

Yup.

You can also use your ass to open bottles. All you do is shove the top right up there, and twist it off. Everyone's doing it, so don't be shy when dropping your pants at the bar and shoving foreign objects up your backside. You're 21, so it's not like your a minor.

So that's why my beer always tastes so weird.

I have a question. Now, I'm mostly a beer drinker and rarely will venture into the mixed drink realm, so I don't know much at all about liqour. But a couple of weeks ago I was at a party where someone served me a tiny little shot of 151 (about 75% if I remember correctly). Now my question is, at what point(percentage) do you stop drinking it straight up?

Good question. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure everclear is well within the 'dilute or die' range.

Originally Posted by: SPLI have a question. Now, I'm mostly a beer drinker and rarely will venture into the mixed drink realm, so I don't know much at all about liqour. But a couple of weeks ago I was at a party where someone served me a tiny little shot of 151 (about 75% if I remember correctly). Now my question is, at what point(percentage) do you stop drinking it straight up?

When it burns a hole in your face? :confused:
40% is quite enough...

I just got a pretty nifty set of glasses for sipping finer spirits as soon as I get my room smelling better. They're thin and rounded a little towards the rim like the classic champagne glass. The purpose of glasses like this is that they lift and present the bouquet well.

Do any of you know how to quickly and completely clear a room of odors?

Originally Posted by: HammurabiI just got a pretty nifty set of glasses for sipping finer spirits as soon as I get my room smelling better...

Do any of you know how to quickly and completely clear a room of odors?

The mental images that come to mind are, well, interesting to say the least. :rolleyes:

First pickup all yer underwear and wash it along with your socks. Scrub the food stains and what ever else off the walls and ceiling. Clean out the toilet. Open all the windows and burn some inscence. If you have hard floors use some pine-sol and mop 'em. If your room is carpeted then you may have to tear it out and put new carpet in. :p

If that does not work then good luck in getting ride of the smell.

MSF

Originally Posted by: Hammurabi
Do any of you know how to quickly and completely clear a room of odors?

Tell Jolly to get out.

Originally Posted by: schmangeTell Jolly to get out.

Burn!

One of these days, Jolly's gonna burn me back in spades.
Sorry Jolly... ya know your really a luv muffin

I've tried rum&coke (Captain Morgan's) and Jose Cuervo Especial tequilla now.

The rum smells horrible, but it's very smooth. I like it. The tequilla is pleasant, but I suspect it was made more for mixing than for drinking straight. The next time I buy tequlla I'll probably try the same company's traditional recipe.

Next on my to-try list is a screwdriver.

Update: the Sam Adam's beer I bought yesterday tastes a lot better now that i'm more than a little tipsy.

This is odd. I weigh 112 lbs, I've had four servings of alcohol in the last hour, and I don't feel any different mentally. My coordination is pretty damn near worthless at this point, but I don't feel emotionally or intellectually different than usual.

One thing I've noticed is that when I've only had a couple servings of alcohol I laugh a little bit louder and more often while watching Comedy Central, but now that I'm loaded and have to be very careful about typing (I've screwed up almost every word in this update) I don't find many jokes funny.

Be sure you use a good quality Vadka. The cheap stuff will get the job done, but it will be so much better with the good stuff. The same goes for Tequilla. the best I've ever had was some Cabo Wabo Tequilla. It's a bit pricey, but worth it if you like Tequilla.

My favorite mixed drinks are rum & coke, coconut rum mixed with pineapple soda and sprite, Crown Royal straight or with ginger ale, Wild Turkey 101 straight or with ginger ale, and Jack Daniels straight or with coke.

My Baby lover her Jack though, as you can see :D

Originally Posted by: HammurabiI've tried rum&coke (Captain Morgan's) and Jose Cuervo Especial tequilla now.

The rum smells horrible, but it's very smooth. I like it. The tequilla is pleasant, but I suspect it was made more for mixing than for drinking straight. The next time I buy tequlla I'll probably try the same company's traditional recipe.

Next on my to-try list is a screwdriver.

Update: the Sam Adam's beer I bought yesterday tastes a lot better now that i'm more than a little tipsy.

This is odd. I weigh 112 lbs, I've had four servings of alcohol in the last hour, and I don't feel any different mentally. My coordination is pretty damn worthless at this point, but I don't feel emotionally or intellectually different than usual.

worlds future alchoholic

To get smashed on Tequilla:

Slice up some Lemons or Limes hell do both.

Lick your hand where your index and thumb join up.

Pour some salt there.

Lick off salt, slam shot bite on the lemon or lime wedge.

Only way to do it. Any other way is cheapening the drink.