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Andrew Sa
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01/20/2006 12:33 pm
whilst in a not-too sober frame of mind a few weeks ago, I compiled a mental list of things I am not...for instance...:
I am not tall
I am not dark-haired
I am not employed


but most importantly of all.... I AM NOT...OFF to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz, because because because because, because of the wonderful things he does!!!
[FONT=Century Gothic]Hope is when we feel the pain that makes us try again[/FONT]
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Leedogg
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01/20/2006 2:44 pm
Things I am:

Hungover at work right now.
Miserable.
Hungry and Queasy.
Sensitive to light.
Headache-prone.
Sleepy.
A badass.
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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Cryptic Excretions
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01/20/2006 3:12 pm
Things I will be (when I grow up):

Solid Snake
An intergalactic bounty hunter
a sinking tanker ship
a cactuar
a box of business card holders
a test tube baby
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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01/20/2006 3:13 pm
Things I have eaten in the past:

paperclips
meat
Can't a Captain look at a Queen?
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01/20/2006 8:21 pm
What I did last night, got fireworks shot at me by my friends-and taped it!
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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01/21/2006 12:44 am
I Am Not

A neurosurgeon
A corrupt government official
A famous blind piano player
A famous guitar player


I Am

good at killing deer.

:D
I am a constant evolving music machine. Oh Man, I just forgot what I was playing. Oh well, on to the next song. :rolleyes:
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01/21/2006 1:11 am
Understand this thread! :confused:
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
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Cryptic Excretions
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01/21/2006 5:43 am
I might be:

The clerk at your local grocer
Ron Jeremy
a roadie for Carlos Santana
Elvis (assuming the rumors of death are false)
an operator for your internet company
a farmer
a well made program that respondes with things it might be to posts like this that just happen to show up
a cactuar
a figment of your imagination
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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01/21/2006 7:22 am
A cactuar? Like in FFIII for the SNES? Those guys provided hella magic points to pump up your espers.
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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bigbuda
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01/21/2006 11:33 am
That reminds me.

I am not

a giant fighting robot.
I am a constant evolving music machine. Oh Man, I just forgot what I was playing. Oh well, on to the next song. :rolleyes:
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01/21/2006 11:40 am
I am-

Straight
Thin
Near-sighted
Chickmagnet
Music genious
Molder of english

I am not-

Brooke Burke
Dan Akroyd
Single
Blind
Too bad at rapping
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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01/21/2006 9:37 pm
I am -

a lead-foot
hopeful
anxious
in deep thought
a sexual machine
crazy
your worst nightmare

I am not -

your mailman
a box of chocolates
happy
sure of anything
going to let you win
a born winner
satisfied
If you like cars see mine here
my spyspace
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01/22/2006 3:39 am
I am:

the walrus
grouchy
made of paper bags and bubblegum
a nice boy

I am not:

your mother
a chocolate cake
a sparrow
a Good Charlotte fan
Can't a Captain look at a Queen?
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01/22/2006 3:42 am
I'm not

naked.....yet
grounded
square
weak
stupid
Wilson Pickett
Clicking on this damn thread anymore

I'm

earthman_buck's invisible hero ^^^^
pretty..oh so pretty
Cold
thirsty
learning
typing
just wondering


I could be

a movie star (if I could get out of this place)
outside your door
a fed
doo doo doo looking out my backdoor
wrong
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01/22/2006 5:38 am
Originally Posted by: magicninjaI'm not




I could be

a movie star (if I could get out of this place)


Youre getting rep points for that one. Billy Joel rules.
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
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01/22/2006 7:38 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buckI am:

the walrus

damn, I should have thought of that one!
If you like cars see mine here
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01/22/2006 8:47 am
Originally Posted by: magicninjadoo doo doo looking out my backdoor

Hey! I saw John Fogerty over the summer!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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01/22/2006 10:03 am
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonHey! I saw John Fogerty over the summer!

Yeah! Sweetness!!
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earthman buck
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01/22/2006 10:29 pm
John Fogerty rocks my socks.
Can't a Captain look at a Queen?
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Cryptic Excretions
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01/23/2006 4:51 pm
Originally Posted by: LeedoggA cactuar? Like in FFIII for the SNES? Those guys provided hella magic points to pump up your espers.

Hell yeah. Cactuars rule. I wish they existed so I could have a pet cactuar.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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