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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
01/21/2006 5:43 am
I might be:

The clerk at your local grocer
Ron Jeremy
a roadie for Carlos Santana
Elvis (assuming the rumors of death are false)
an operator for your internet company
a farmer
a well made program that respondes with things it might be to posts like this that just happen to show up
a cactuar
a figment of your imagination
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.