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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
01/20/2006 3:12 pm
Things I will be (when I grow up):

Solid Snake
An intergalactic bounty hunter
a sinking tanker ship
a cactuar
a box of business card holders
a test tube baby
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.