Originally Posted by: kingdavid:D
Speaking of which, this should be interesting.
hehehehe, excellent - I'm sure I work with some of those people though... ;)
Don't worry too much about me, ignore me long enough and I'll go away.
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hehehehe, excellent - I'm sure I work with some of those people though... ;)
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Originally Posted by: kingdavid:D
Speaking of which, this should be interesting.
LOL! that was funny, and disturbing, all at the same time!
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i was on IM and a girl friend of mine starts spewing these out, thought they'd fit this thread. :rolleyes:
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever
i cant say some of my fav's due to the language filter :(
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever
i cant say some of my fav's due to the language filter :(
# 3
Originally Posted by: rockonn91i was on IM and a girl friend of mine starts spewing these out, thought they'd fit this thread. :rolleyes:
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever
i cant say some of my fav's due to the language filter :(
I'm guessing ya'll haven't watched any Chuck Norris films recently huh? :D
I am a constant evolving music machine. Oh Man, I just forgot what I was playing. Oh well, on to the next song. :rolleyes:
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Man who hunt quail with Dick Cheney better duck. :D
I am a constant evolving music machine. Oh Man, I just forgot what I was playing. Oh well, on to the next song. :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by: bigbudaMan who hunt quail with Dick Cheney better duck. :D
dude, they were talking about some internet video of dick cheney hunting quail on the news tonight.. at my gym they have a bunch of TV's hanging down, and you can plug in some headphones to listen to your TV station of choice.. so, I saw it while I was running on the treadmill. I wasn't listening though, for some reason listening to metal with my ipod helps me to run better then watching the news..but I saw it though and was like wtf?
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Originally Posted by: rockonn91i was on IM and a girl friend of mine starts spewing these out, thought they'd fit this thread. :rolleyes:
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever
i cant say some of my fav's due to the language filter :(
Chuck Norris has tears that can cure cancer...such a pitty that Chuck NEVER cries.
When Chuck Norris was a kid,he used to make his mom finish his vegetables.
Scissors are scared to run with Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool, he doesnt get wet...that water gets Chuck Norrised
What colour is Chuck Norris' blood? trick question, the Chuck dont bleed.
There is no such thing as evolution, just creatures Chuck Norris let live.
Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard, its just another fist...
I have many more, but I'm bored now...so I'll stop
Oooh, you gotta love Chuck Norris, he is just so ridiculous
[FONT=Century Gothic]Hope is when we feel the pain that makes us try again[/FONT]
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Originally Posted by: Andrew SaChuck Norris has tears that can cure cancer...such a pitty that Chuck NEVER cries.
When Chuck Norris was a kid,he used to make his mom finish his vegetables.
Scissors are scared to run with Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool, he doesnt get wet...that water gets Chuck Norrised
What colour is Chuck Norris' blood? trick question, the Chuck dont bleed.
There is no such thing as evolution, just creatures Chuck Norris let live.
Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard, its just another fist...
I have many more, but I'm bored now...so I'll stop
Oooh, you gotta love Chuck Norris, he is just so ridiculous
LISTEN TO THIS BANGIN CHUCK NORRIS CHOON!
(Hope you don't mind CW)
This just reminded me of this, and I thought this might be appropriate.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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dude, you guys have to watch this, if you haven't already
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/
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Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsdude, you guys have to watch this, if you haven't already
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!!
If you liked that, I beg you to watch THIS!!
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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those were both amazing....just the ultimate showdown ended badly...The Chuck would have won...
[FONT=Century Gothic]Hope is when we feel the pain that makes us try again[/FONT]
# 11
The Ultimate Showdown was hilarious, but I can't get the SNL one to work. Any body else having problems with it?
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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Originally Posted by: CW14http://www.myspace.com/thedaveexperience
Fixed the link
cool. my apologies.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeThe Ultimate Showdown was hilarious, but I can't get the SNL one to work. Any body else having problems with it?
It's probably on youtube.com. Just search 'snl chuck norris'.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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Hahaha, great. So that page is blocked by the school. Have to wait until tonight I guess!
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeHahaha, great. So that page is blocked by the school. Have to wait until tonight I guess!
Ha, I love how you just go on GT al day at school. :D
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyHa, I love how you just go on GT al day at school. :D
Well, what else am I supposed to do all day at school? Further my education? ;)
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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