Originally Posted by: Andrew SaChuck Norris has tears that can cure cancer...such a pitty that Chuck NEVER cries.

When Chuck Norris was a kid,he used to make his mom finish his vegetables.

Scissors are scared to run with Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool, he doesnt get wet...that water gets Chuck Norrised

What colour is Chuck Norris' blood? trick question, the Chuck dont bleed.
There is no such thing as evolution, just creatures Chuck Norris let live.
Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard, its just another fist...

I have many more, but I'm bored now...so I'll stop

Oooh, you gotta love Chuck Norris, he is just so ridiculous

LISTEN TO THIS BANGIN CHUCK NORRIS CHOON!

(Hope you don't mind CW)
This just reminded me of this, and I thought this might be appropriate.