Proverbs

Confucious say.....Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. :D

My sig.... :D

Bald man who is given comb will never part with it. :rolleyes:

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-crank yankers

oh that was horrible sorry. :eek:

Yeah I confirmed my reservation in Hades with that one. :cool:

Well, I guess I'll see you in hell! :D

like how my sig says... although it doesnt make any damn sense...lol :D

"If you believe everything you read, better not read" - Japanese proverb

Or, my personal favorite...

"Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet." - Chinese proverb

My signatures. :rolleyes:

*Sucess is measured by determination, and determination is measured by how far you can throw a midget*

now that's a good example of a bad example

*ouch* :(

Do not want others to know what you have done? Better not have done it anyways.

A dog won't forsake his master because of his poverty; a son never deserts his mother for her homely appearance.

A horse cannot gain weight if not fed with extra fodder during the night; a man cannot become wealthy without earnings apart from his regular salaries.

If you do not study hard when young you'll end up bewailing your failures as you grow up.

If a son is uneducated, his dad is to blame.

If you have never done anything evil, you should not be worrying about devils to knock at your door.

An inch of time is an inch of gold but you can't buy that inch of time with an inch of gold.

Lift a boulder only to drop on your own feet. (try to please everyone only to harm yourself)

One monk shoulders water by himself; two can still share the labor among them. When it comes to three, they have to go thirsty.

Only when all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire.

An overcrowded chicken farm produce fewer eggs.

Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon.

Shed no tears until seeing the coffin.

A tiger never returns to his prey he did not finish off.

When you are poor, neighbors close by will not come; once you become rich, you'll be surprised by visits from relatives afar.

You can't catch a cub without going into the tiger's den.

He who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me (or something like that)

It's hard to put your pants on with both feet on the floor.

Originally Posted by: magicninjaWell, I guess I'll see you in hell! :D

I'll race ya...........last one there's a rotten egg. :D

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Irish proverb (i either think I know this is an Irish proverb or i'm assuming)

Confucious say: Woman who sit on plane upside down always has crack up..

Oooops......

Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Originally Posted by: JFRICKConfucious say: Woman who sit on plane upside down always has crack up..

Oooops......


War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

i like this one....

The best one is this

Where Zen ends, Ass kicking begins!!!

It's about 5am here and I'm laughing my arse off reading these. This is great! :D

Beer is like toilet paper... you can never have enough of either... they will eventually be used.