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01/05/2006 7:49 pm
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaBeer is like toilet paper... you can never have enough of either... they will eventually be used.


Ah, but have you ever tried drinking toilet paper?....for that matter have you ever tried whi.....no, I'll stop myself there I think...
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01/05/2006 9:16 pm
No, but I have drank a lot of beer and had to use a lot of toilet paper because of it. :D
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01/05/2006 9:29 pm
What are you a woman? :eek: .... :p
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01/05/2006 9:30 pm
what? you don't ever get the beer ****s? :confused:
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01/05/2006 9:31 pm
i dont even wanna know...
Originally Posted by: schmangeugly fat chicks
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01/05/2006 9:32 pm
Originally Posted by: PRSplayawhat? you don't ever get the beer ****s? :confused:


Only if I mix it with raw chiken at BBQ's. Anyone ever made that mistake? Deadly!
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01/05/2006 9:37 pm
So I guess after that a good one would be:

Man who drink beer and eat undercooked chicken feel ****ty all day.
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01/05/2006 9:42 pm
obviously all proverbs do is point out the obvious.
Originally Posted by: schmangeugly fat chicks
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01/05/2006 9:44 pm
My God! He's cracked the code! :eek: I say we off him right now. :D
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01/05/2006 10:17 pm
For some reason, only keg beer does that to me.
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01/06/2006 4:13 am
Man lives not by beer alone...

But man who lives alone buys beer in peace... :cool:





Actually, ya don' buy beer...

Ya rent it!
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01/06/2006 7:46 am
I wish I knew some, but I don't... I'm lmfao to all these though.
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01/06/2006 8:52 am
Originally Posted by: LordathestringsActually, ya don' buy beer...

Ya rent it!


Although bar-staff tend to get a bit angry if you try and return it to them after consumption...

Carrying on...

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01/07/2006 4:01 am
Originally Posted by: WilldridgeAlthough bar-staff tend to get a bit angry if you try and return it to them after consumption...


Thas' why iss called 'gettin pissed'. :D




I'd rather have a bottle-in-fronna-me
Than a frontal-lobotamy! :eek:
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01/07/2006 9:54 pm
Originally Posted by: LordathestringsThas' why iss called 'gettin pissed'. :D




I'd rather have a bottle-in-fronna-me
Than a frontal-lobotamy! :eek:




you must have been drunk when writing that...
Originally Posted by: schmangeugly fat chicks
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01/07/2006 9:59 pm
Actually, that came from a 'drunk' skit on the old Dick Van Dyke show, back in the early 60's. hmm... Black & White TV, but with shows that were well-written....
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01/07/2006 10:27 pm
Originally Posted by: LordathestringsBlack & White TV, but with shows that were well-written....


They don't make 'em like they used to, eh?...I have a theory about this, but this probably isn't the time or place to mention it...(given that this thread is quite comical and my theories generally aren't that funny!)

So, more proverbs!

"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. " - Einstein, (apparently at least...)

"You live and learn. At any rate, you live. " - Douglas Adams

And my all time favourite Douglas Adams' from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy":

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. "
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01/07/2006 11:16 pm
Wow you're brave I'd never take a jab at LATS without a smiley or something. :eek:
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01/09/2006 5:29 pm
Originally Posted by: CW14Confucious say... man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

:D
Speaking of which, this should be interesting.
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01/09/2006 5:41 pm
Originally Posted by: kingdavid
Speaking of which, this should be interesting.



HAHA! That's prety funny. I didn't get it at first. I was thinkin "man what's the deal with this picture?" Then I started moving my mouse around. :D
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