Originally Posted by: LordathestringsBlack & White TV, but with shows that were well-written....

They don't make 'em like they used to, eh?...I have a theory about this, but this probably isn't the time or place to mention it...(given that this thread is quite comical and my theories generally aren't that funny!)

So, more proverbs!

"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. " - Einstein, (apparently at least...)

"You live and learn. At any rate, you live. " - Douglas Adams

And my all time favourite Douglas Adams' from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy":

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. "