hey, this is pretty funny

I just got this e-mail, I thought some of you would enjoy it. lol

For Our Democratic Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

For Our Republican Friends:
Here's wishing all of You a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

I deem it worth the chuckle.

I think its funny :)

Hahahaha!!! that's funny!

LMAO! That's funny right there, I don't care who ya are. :D

Originally Posted by: PonyOneIMHO:

retarded.

you only think that because you know it's true.

Originally Posted by: PRSplayaLMAO! That's funny right there, I don't care who ya are. :D

That's funnier than watchin midgets run track!!! I don't care who ya are! That's funny right there!!

Yes funny.

for our republican friends,
happy jesus day and #$%@ all other religions 'cause this is the kingdom God almighty...praise the Lord and pass me a clip, i got muslim's to kill!!!!!
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:rolleyes: i did not know sean hannity had so many friends........
total b.s. to portray all democrats that way but that is what bigot's do, they group certain people of color or culture or religion together and judge them as a group not as individual people with a mind of their own. personally i like to think every republican has some individual belief's and values and that they THINK for themselves, not clones of rush limbaugh.
P.S. Merry @#$%&*$# Ramadan

Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpfor our republican friends,
happy jesus day and #$%@ all other religions 'cause this is the kingdom God almighty...praise the Lord and pass me a clip, i got muslim's to kill!!!!!
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:rolleyes: i did not know sean hannity had so many friends........
total b.s. to portray all democrats that way but that is what bigot's do, they group certain people of color or culture or religion together and judge them as a group not as individual people with a mind of their own. personally i like to think every republican has some individual belief's and values and that they THINK for themselves, not clones of rush limbaugh.
P.S. Merry @#$%&*$# Ramadan

btw, by posting this you just proved that you do think the same way as the democrats the e-mail was making fun of.

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsbtw, by posting this you just proved that you do think the same way as the democrats the e-mail was making fun of.

oh how is that??

my point was that not all democrats give a @#$% about how pc every comment is.

Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpoh how is that??

maybe you didn't read what you posted??? your whole post was exactly like how a democrat like the ones being made fun of here would say something.

I don't know quite how to explain it if you can't see for yourself that you were just portraying the exact picture that this e-mail was putting up.

what you don't get is you follow and don't think for yourself. who says democrats act that way ....republicans. you really think i care if somebody says merry christmas??? watch more fox b.s. so you can find out how i think...the b.s. is that i don't care if someone says merry christmas but the right-wing nutbags care and will protest if someone doesn't and that's a fact jack. (or is it some right-wingers and not you??? ;) )

Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpwhat you don't get is you follow and don't think for yourself. who says democrats act that way ....republicans. you really think i care if somebody says merry christmas??? watch more fox b.s. so you can find out how i think...the b.s. is that i don't care if someone says merry christmas but the right-wing nutbags care and will protest if someone doesn't and that's a fact jack. (or is it some right-wingers and not you??? ;) )

geez dude, it's not like I typed that thing out, it was an e-mail forwarded to me, I just thought it was pretty funny, so I thought I'd share. no one said these were my views, nor should you need to take this so offensively and become mad (or at least, you seem angry, you can never tell with message boards)

no one said I don't think for myself. in fact, just the opposite is true, I try to think for myself without following the crowd, why else do you think I'm no longer a christian?

also, I don't watch fox, or any news program for that matter, I have better things to do with my time, like sitting here eating christmas cookies by the dozen and arguing with people on the internet :rolleyes:

sorry man....that was dick-headed of me and yes it was funny....and true in many cases :)

Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpsorry man....that was dick-headed of me and yes it was funny....and true in many cases :)

apology accepted, now let's get back to those christmas cookies!

LOL! LOL! LOL! :D

To you, that was a joke, but here in Canada, that's a sadly accurate portrayal of what our socialist Liberal Party of Canada Federal Government has brain-washed far too many of our people into becoming! I can laugh at this, but I wanna cry....

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsapology accepted, now let's get back to those christmas cookies!

my cookie habit has progressed :o