Ugliest guitar in the world


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12/19/2005 4:08 am
What do you folks think are some of the ugliest looking guitars in the world? I don't care if they sound and feel better than anything, I'm talking sheer looks here.

I personally hate the look of PRS guitars more than anything. Parker NiteFlies are pretty nasty too. I also don't like guitars that are sort of strat-shaped but pointier and sans-pickguard (like any 80's hair band guitars). Teles are sort of gross too, but I like 'em better than the aforementioned ones.

I've said my bit. Now you go.
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12/19/2005 5:23 am
hurt my feelings! i got a parker p-38 which looks exactly like a nitefly....and i love it.


i think the ugliest guitars i've seen are the ibanez artcore talman and that nasty single cut thing they have.


that and the SG special thing that epiphone makes....it looks like it's begging quietly "kill me....kill....meeeeeee."


no one understand why i end up buying an epi SG everytime i go....and why i smash them....i say it's to set them free from their miserable existance.



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12/19/2005 5:59 am
DAISY ROCK FLOWER GUITAR OR OVATION BREADWINNER :p
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12/19/2005 6:05 am
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpOVATION BREADWINNER :p



dude, you know keith richards looked badass playing one. :p


edit: wait, i was thinking of the vox guitar....but still, ace frehley played a breadwinner!
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12/19/2005 6:08 am
DAISY ROCK FLOWER GUITAR OR OVATION BREADWINNER :p
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
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12/19/2005 6:11 am
i'm not arguing about the daisy guitars...but the ovation looks like it could be fun.......maybe.......okay, the damned thing sucks.
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12/19/2005 6:15 am
my bass player has one exactly like that(ovation) so i hope he does not read this ;) it just feels weird....to go with the looks!!! it does sound good though and it came with active pickups!!!
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12/19/2005 6:24 am
hey, if it sounds good...that's what counts, right?
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12/19/2005 6:26 am
Originally Posted by: tehplatypushey, if it sounds good...that's what counts, right?

yup....even leslie west gets groupies ;)
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12/19/2005 6:05 pm
It has to be a Gretsch Bo Diddley, those things are just so ugly.
Or maybe a BC Rich Ironbird (well, most Bc Rich actually)...how about those old Vox teardrop shaped beasts? they're fugly! oh, and the Gibson Moderne, those are ugly...and any Epiphone special also looks crap.
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12/19/2005 6:09 pm
You want the ugliest guitar?

The Bo Diddley Square Guitar (hey, it wasn't even square - It was rectangular).

nuff said
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12/19/2005 6:49 pm
Bo Diddley had some really bad taste... :rolleyes:
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12/19/2005 7:41 pm
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jp DAISY ROCK FLOWER GUITAR OR OVATION BREADWINNER :p


Yeah, the daisy rock flower guitar is dumb. I like the butterfly shaped one they do though. It makes me laugh. Oh, and I actually like the shape of the breadwinner. It's cool.

You wanna see some uggo guitars and basses? Go to:

http://www.bunnybass.com/e-zine/amusing/amusingindex.shtml

there's some funny, disgusting stuff there.
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12/20/2005 2:38 am
LMAO :D poor pony!!! you are cooler than ever in my mind!!!
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12/20/2005 2:57 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buckYeah, the daisy rock flower guitar is dumb. I like the butterfly shaped one they do though. It makes me laugh. Oh, and I actually like the shape of the breadwinner. It's cool.

You wanna see some uggo guitars and basses? Go to:

http://www.bunnybass.com/e-zine/amusing/amusingindex.shtml

there's some funny, disgusting stuff there.


"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
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12/22/2005 4:56 am
Hey can I enter my own guitar as the ugliest?Well here it is any hoo.Lol.

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12/22/2005 3:21 pm
Originally Posted by: steve fisherHey can I enter my own guitar as the ugliest?Well here it is any hoo.Lol.


See, I actually like that one. It could stand to be more scuffed up though.
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12/22/2005 6:25 pm
Yeah, daisy rocks guitars, but they are mainly made for young girls wanting to learn the guitar.

Here's my list of fugly guitars:

Pretty much any BC Rich
Ibanez Iceman
Gibson (or Epiphone) Explorer
Ernie Ball "spinal tap" guitar (with the gauges, lights, etc.....)
Ernie Ball Albert Lee


And any guitar that is any shade of neon...I also don't like gold hardware on any guitar.

I've got more, but they aren't coming to me right now.
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12/22/2005 6:45 pm
Hm... any guitar that has multiple points... aside from Explorers or Dean ML's and Flying Vs. Gibson LP Specials are so plain... I'm not a fan of those... Any of the Silvertone guitars.... I find beauty in simplicity though... so I think my Strat is gorgeous... and I like the simplistic style of an LP Studio... I also hate daisy rock guitars... And any washburn electric that isn't a strat style double cut.... The ESP X-Series guitars are pretty weird too... I suppose I could go on... but I won't.
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12/22/2005 7:48 pm
Originally Posted by: JFRICKYeah, daisy rocks guitars, but they are mainly made for young girls wanting to learn the guitar.

Here's my list of fugly guitars:

Pretty much any BC Rich
[U]Ibanez Iceman[/U]
Gibson (or Epiphone) Explorer
Ernie Ball "spinal tap" guitar (with the gauges, lights, etc.....)
Ernie Ball Albert Lee


And any guitar that is any shade of neon...I also don't like gold hardware on any guitar.

I've got more, but they aren't coming to me right now.


iceman.... :(
i love my iceman
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