Originally Posted by: RenisenbThis is absolutely true. I was once in a public restroom which had inscribed on the walls "soccermoms.com/forums." or something along those lines.
I was frightened.
Originally Posted by: magicninjaI only do it if I'm totally smashed.
I'm happy to report I've at least never passed out in that position.
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonAnd the WHITE, porcelain toilet doesn't stand out in the dark?
Originally Posted by: AkiraI hate it when you go for a wee after having a "sex wee"; you aim it one way and it goes the other, end up bouncing it off objects just to get it towards the toilet.
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonGuitarists poop, too.
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsI still like to play fire hose...
jk. but man, this thread is hilarious! I can relate to every single thing said!
I hate it when you go into the bathroom, and there is like a 5 year old kid trying to use the urinal... and he has his pants down at his ankles, standing there bare-assed...
and I avoid sitting at all costs, especially in public bathrooms... in public bathrooms, I kinda make myself hover a couple inches over the seat... which makes a terrible splash... but what can I say, I have a phobia of toilet seats I think.
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsYour phobia's in vain. There are more germs on your own face than on a public toilet seat. Think about it. Your face and hands are exposed all day long, not your genitals or your ass. Those have pants and underwear shrouding them. But your hands are picking various objects up, and handling paper and money (both of which are prime sources of germs) then you go and, say, scratch that itch next to your nose, or wise a bit of sweat off your forehead.
Edit note: If you see urine on a seat, don't fret. Urine is a sterile substance. No way in hell you'll ever get any germs or bacteria from it. Hell, you're probably more likely to sterilize yourself and get cleaner by rubbing it all over you. Of course you'll smell like piss, but you'll be clean.
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrssure... but I always think that I'm going to get herpes or krabs from the toilet seat... I know it wouldn't actually happen. but it still freaks me out... plus I can't stand it when there is crap on the seat...
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWell unless you've got a tendancy to smear your johnson all over toilet seats I think you're going to be ok. And crap on a toilet seat? Well... somethings are no man's land.
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsdude, I've driven across country... along the way, sometimes you really just got to go, even if it is at an iffy gas station in the middle of nowhere... you can find all kinds of wierd things (and a machine to buy condems at 25 cents apiece!)
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsAnd I've bought a condom from one of those once. Not that it ever saw much (any) action. I just thought it was funny at the time and happened to have a quarter.
Originally Posted by: RenisenbThen, by all means, sit down every time. I imagine that nobody would barge in and stop you.
Originally Posted by: AkiraI try to avoid public toilets, usually it's better (and cleaner) to go find a bush somewhere.
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs(and a machine to buy condems at 25 cents apiece!)
Originally Posted by: Andrew Sa Just walk into any alley in London and you can smell it...I tell you, that city is headed for another plague.
Originally Posted by: rockonn91lets hear it for disgusting alleys!
*crickets chirp*
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs*throat clears in large auditorium*
Originally Posted by: rockonn91*baby wails in distance*
