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Cryptic Excretions
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11/12/2005 4:52 am
Some times I'm tempted to sit down every time I go to the bathroom just so I'll stop missing the bowl.
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11/12/2005 7:16 am
dont you guys just love urinals with ice in them...oh what fun!
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11/12/2005 7:20 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsSome times I'm tempted to sit down every time I go to the bathroom just so I'll stop missing the bowl.
[font=trebuchet ms]It also leaves your options open. I just hate realising that I should'a started out sitting down![/font] :o
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11/12/2005 7:24 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaI could go on for hours...praise the lord!
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11/12/2005 9:35 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsSome times I'm tempted to sit down every time I go to the bathroom just so I'll stop missing the bowl.


Then, by all means, sit down every time. I imagine that nobody would barge in and stop you.
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11/12/2005 10:57 am
I only do it if I'm totally smashed.

I'm happy to report I've at least never passed out in that position.
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11/12/2005 11:40 am
Just whiz in the shower...even funnier if you whiz on your girlfriend in the shower mwahahaa!
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11/12/2005 2:39 pm
Haha, there were too many good responses to only quote one. I'll just say I approve of Lord, Chuck, Akira, and Renisenb's comments.
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11/12/2005 2:47 pm
Originally Posted by: chucklivesoninmyheart...even funnier if you whiz on your girlfriend in the shower mwahahaa!

eeew!!!! :eek:
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11/12/2005 4:27 pm
Hell, even if you do aim perfectly, you still get splattering. Since I'm the one who has to clean my bathroom, I usually think twice about "peeing like a man." That's right, I said it.
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11/12/2005 5:15 pm
Originally Posted by: SPLHell, even if you do aim perfectly, you still get splattering. Since I'm the one who has to clean my bathroom, I usually think twice about "peeing like a man." That's right, I said it.

Doesn't it suck when your finger just sort of slips in the way while you're going? Not only does it splatter everywhere, but it gets all over you too. Now that sucks.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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11/12/2005 5:57 pm
[font=trebuchet ms]Sitting down leaves your hands free for writing grafitti![/font] :D
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11/12/2005 6:04 pm
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Sitting down leaves your hands free for writing grafitti![/font] :D

Considering where I usually am when going to the bathroom, I'm usually at home or at work and somehow I don't think grafitti would go well in either place.
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They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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11/12/2005 6:11 pm
[font=trebuchet ms]Sitting down lets yuo read grafitti without spoiling your aim.[/font]
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The only time I sit down to pee is late at night when I wake up, don't wanna turn on any lights, so I sit to keep from a saturated bathroom.
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11/12/2005 6:58 pm
Originally Posted by: elklanderccThe only time I sit down to pee is late at night when I wake up, don't wanna turn on any lights, so I sit to keep from a saturated bathroom.

I just practice my aim when I can't see. Shot in the dark.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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11/12/2005 7:03 pm
dude, every morning my tank is loaded and I cant stop it from exploding into the bowl only.
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11/12/2005 7:15 pm
Originally Posted by: elklanderccThe only time I sit down to pee is late at night when I wake up, don't wanna turn on any lights, so I sit to keep from a saturated bathroom.

And the WHITE, porcelain toilet doesn't stand out in the dark?
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11/12/2005 7:27 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonAnd the WHITE, porcelain toilet doesn't stand out in the dark?

Not all bathrooms have windows for outside light.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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11/12/2005 8:04 pm
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Sitting down leaves your hands free for writing grafitti![/font] :D

This is absolutely true. I was once in a public restroom which had inscribed on the walls "soccermoms.com/forums." or something along those lines.

I was frightened.
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