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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
11/12/2005 5:15 pm
Originally Posted by: SPLHell, even if you do aim perfectly, you still get splattering. Since I'm the one who has to clean my bathroom, I usually think twice about "peeing like a man." That's right, I said it.

Doesn't it suck when your finger just sort of slips in the way while you're going? Not only does it splatter everywhere, but it gets all over you too. Now that sucks.
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