I still like to play fire hose...

jk. but man, this thread is hilarious! I can relate to every single thing said!

I hate it when you go into the bathroom, and there is like a 5 year old kid trying to use the urinal... and he has his pants down at his ankles, standing there bare-assed...

and I avoid sitting at all costs, especially in public bathrooms... in public bathrooms, I kinda make myself hover a couple inches over the seat... which makes a terrible splash... but what can I say, I have a phobia of toilet seats I think.