It boggles the mind.....
MYK
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck.....
I was just wondering if anyone has any estimates on how much wood would a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
It boggles the mind.....
It boggles the mind.....
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Ever since I had my knee pants on my pa would try to make me realize
That if I set my mind down, I could be a big man in the public eyes
Well, with my blue collar on I went out to try and find an easy way
What a cold cold bath it was to realize that you have to pay to play
Oh, to taste the taste was a tease that never would subside
The taste is strong but soured by my learned eyes
If woodchuck could chuck would, he'd get down to his knees and pray
This snappy little boy might see the light this groundhog's day
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...seemed to fit
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# 3
But what if for some reason, the woodchuck was being forced to chuck as much wood as possible?
MYK
# 4
Well, if I were the woodchuck I would unionize and go on strike. Chucking wood is both mentally and physically a highly stressful job, and deserves due compensation.
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# 5
What if he was paid or something? Like 15 bucks an hour. Maybe that would encourage him to chuck more wood.
MYK
# 6
Money isn't everything though. A 'chuck needs heath benefits, job security, a comfortable work environment, and payed breaks. This is very serious business.
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But we could give the woodchuck a dental plan and maybe a big retirement fund. How 'bout that?
MYK
# 9
I dunno.
Ask a woodchuck.
Ask a woodchuck.
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maybe it depends what kind of wood a certain woodchuck would or should or could chuck. by the way, what does a woodchuck look like? i've never seen one.
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Maybe I could get a nice, big woodchuck and maybe beef it up a little more before I make it chuck wood.
Or maybe I could just recruit a bunch of woodchucks, like 100, and then I could increase my production exponentially, and then I wouldn't need just one, big woodchuck.
Or maybe I could just recruit a bunch of woodchucks, like 100, and then I could increase my production exponentially, and then I wouldn't need just one, big woodchuck.
MYK
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Why dont you just start a WoodChuck Cult... Yah know, Brainwash everyanimail on earth into thinkg that they are woodchucks, and then you woulud have super woodchuks cause there wuld be lions and tigers and bears......
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# 15
That has nothing to do with chucking wood! What's wrong with you!? Are you insane or something!?
And that would be kinda hard. There are a lot of animals on the Earth, and it's not like I can send them subliminal messages through their TVs.
Maybe we should just stick with woodchucks.
And that would be kinda hard. There are a lot of animals on the Earth, and it's not like I can send them subliminal messages through their TVs.
Maybe we should just stick with woodchucks.
MYK
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I would make the woodchucks work real hard and train them to make guitars out of the wood they chuck. Then i could teach them to play guitar, and they'd want to chuck more wood so they get better guitars.
Its the circle of life
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Its the circle of life
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# 18
you said that the woodchuck would chuck wood soooo... he would chuck... a... wood.
he cetainly won't want to chuck anymore after the first one unless he gets paid per wood...
he cetainly won't want to chuck anymore after the first one unless he gets paid per wood...
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But unless they make people-sized guitars we'll be inundated with guitars the size of shrunken ukeleles!
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