How much wood would a woodchuck chuck.....


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12/31/2001 6:27 pm
I would say the average woodchuck could chuck about 2 cords of wood a day...if he could.

[Edited by chris mood on 01-01-2002 at 10:52 AM]
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12/31/2001 8:12 pm
But more importantly, would the woodchuck collect woodchuck compensation if the woodchuck got hurt while chucking wood??? I think the woodchuck is a luthier for Gibson and definitely plays a Les Paul when he's not out chucking wood. It's just a gut feeling.

[Edited by trebledamage on 12-31-2001 at 03:15 PM]
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12/31/2001 8:31 pm
The wood that a woodchuck would chuck, is the wood that a wookchuck chucks.
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so far, so good!
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12/31/2001 9:50 pm
What about, how much wood could a canuck chuck? lmao

As for myself, none.


[Edited by canuck01 on 12-31-2001 at 11:15 PM]
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01/01/2002 2:18 am
lol you said lamo
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01/01/2002 2:26 am
Aren't woodchuks instinct, or forrests? Or BOTH? DON'T YOU GUYS MAKE FUN OF INSTINCT STUFF... Sorry, I guess I'll go now...
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01/01/2002 2:51 pm
A Kirk and James thread survived deletion due to excessive profanity and insulting posts?

Just when I thought I had seen it all.
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Kirk, your name cracks me up...
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01/01/2002 9:31 pm
Originally posted by lukather/timmons
Kirk, your name cracks me up...


He and James got bored with this forum and left many months ago when they discovered that "[insert band here] is gay" is not considered a valid criticism by the various moderators here, and is not tolerated.
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01/02/2002 10:22 am
I must say I was surprised to see this thread pop up again after all this time. You know, I kinda miss those two; so much to say.
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I don't think they just left. I think they got kicked.
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01/03/2002 1:10 am
Originally posted by Bardsley
I must say I was surprised to see this thread pop up again after all this time. You know, I kinda miss those two; so much to say.


...so easy to abuse...

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So is it safe for Ol' Jake to return?
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I was wondering where the hell you went to!

Er... Well, I still don't know where you went, but welcome back anyway.
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01/04/2002 8:42 pm
Hey,

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Re: I would make the woodchucks work real hard and train them to make guitars out of the wood they chuck.

This would mean your new guitars would be chucked about as they're made of the wood the chucks have been chucking and instinct may mean they carry on, leading to the woodchucks having to be named "Jimi" "Pete" etc.

:) :) :)
Accuracy,you say? hmm interesting concept..
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