9 Things I Hate


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08/04/2005 3:24 am
9 Things I Hate


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal! Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the
toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change
the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do really people
do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then
there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn thing
anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?




I got this in an e-mail and thought it was hilarious because I've either done/said/or though about almost all of these things. What do you think?
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08/04/2005 5:50 am
I'm finding it quite funny these days that my kids come to me and ask "Dad, can I ....?" and if I say 'no' they ask why and want to argue, but I tell them 'What if I said 'Yes', would you still want an explanation and argue?'

If you ask me a question with a 'yes' or 'no' answer be prepared to accept the 'no' as much as you do the 'yes' ;)
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08/04/2005 11:25 am
lmfao, all i get is spam mail, lucky you :D
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08/04/2005 1:32 pm
That first one almost made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard!!! That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard :D
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08/04/2005 3:29 pm
Funny enough, I actually do point at my crotch when asking where the bathroom is.
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08/04/2005 3:49 pm
Lmao, that first one def tops them. :D
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08/04/2005 4:41 pm
Joe, that's just... sad. Funny, but sad.

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08/04/2005 8:46 pm
Originally Posted by: iihollyJoe, that's just... sad. Funny, but sad.


Oh you know you laughed, Holly!

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08/04/2005 9:13 pm
:D That was really funny. I loved the fifth and first ones the best. Thanks for sharing.
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08/04/2005 9:14 pm
Originally Posted by: Pantallica19 Things I Hate


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal! Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the
toilet is?

sadly enough, I do this... no, not point at my crotch, I mean I point at my wrist... anytime I ever ask for the bathroom, I'm doing a little dance.

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change
the
channel manually.

I do this one all the time too... the thing is, that I watch tv late at night until I fall asleep... so, I figure that looking around the room for the remote once, and then being able to just stay in bed until I fall asleep works better then being about to drift off, and then having to get up again to change the channel
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

AGREED!!! I had a very deep meaningful thinking on this subject not too long ago. and it wasn't because I had seen an e-mail or anything, I just started thinking about it, and had some very deep thoughts on it...
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then
there must have been something before it.

I believe what they mean is that they took an old product, improved it, and made it into a whole new product, therefore making it new and improved
8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn thing
anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
longer?

I'm praying that saying this doesn't start a whole religious debate AGAIN. but, it could mean that in comparison to your eternal destiny, that it is short. or it could also mean that before you know it, it's over, and you just wish it would be longer

sorry, I had to make this all serious, but, I definately was laughing throught the whole thing.
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08/05/2005 12:55 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrssorry, I had to make this all serious, but, I definately was laughing throught the whole thing.

you should be.
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08/05/2005 2:43 am
Yeah I got that in an email and I was sitting there laughing my ass off, cause its all true.
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08/05/2005 5:46 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic Excretionsyou should be.

dude, what's with everyone being all mean to me today? did I do something wrong or something? I really didn't mean to make it serious, I meant to stand up for the stupid people, cause we... I mean they have feelings too you know!
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08/05/2005 1:29 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsdude, what's with everyone being all mean to me today? did I do something wrong or something? I really didn't mean to make it serious, I meant to stand up for the stupid people, cause we... I mean they have feelings too you know!

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08/05/2005 3:11 pm
Originally Posted by: Pantallica19 Things I Hate


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal! Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the
toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change
the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do really people
do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then
there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn thing
anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?




I got this in an e-mail and thought it was hilarious because I've either done/said/or though about almost all of these things. What do you think?



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08/06/2005 3:54 am
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonCryptic Excretions is just a mean guy.

Unintentionally, but mean none the less. If I was a super hero, my super power would be to be able to piss someone off at record breaking speed. Don't worry about it dude, no offense intended. It was just an opportunity I chose to not let slip.
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08/06/2005 5:56 am
i like to be mean...
yest i stole candy from a baby
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