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x0o_BurnOut_o0x
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07/10/2005 8:35 pm
Im still looking but i just saw this one..

Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI am the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Speaking of which, if you put me in a breadmaker, it will produce solid gold. Totally serious.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Akira]What if I put you in a paper shredder?

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07/10/2005 8:41 pm
This one was pretty awesome too..


Originally Posted by: jptkplay a solo on guitar with your ass!

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07/10/2005 9:08 pm
Mine would still have to be Cryptics girlfriend hoax...to lazy to find it...but that was just the funniest thing I ahve ever read!
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07/10/2005 9:17 pm
Originally Posted by: Andrew SaMine would still have to be Cryptics girlfriend hoax...to lazy to find it...but that was just the funniest thing I ahve ever read!

I'm happy I've impacted someone here. I'd like to thank the academy.
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07/10/2005 10:03 pm
Yeah, I really liked the "purposeing suggestions" thread in particular. That whole thread is awesome.

Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsJust tie the ring to your johnson and whip it out and say "if you want this you're gonna have to come and get it".


lmao alright sry, i was just having fun seeing all these awesome posts.
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07/10/2005 10:11 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraI suggest everyone be in fear of my witty retort.

oh we all fear.
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07/10/2005 10:42 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraGood.

Now you may continue with your business.

I don't fear no witty retort.
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07/11/2005 8:50 am
I've burst out laughing on these forums many a times, and people in the cyber cafes \i surf from stare at me, but this recent one by Schmange did tickle me:
Originally Posted by: Schmange Sounds like a nice gimmick for guitar, have fat guys liposuctioned as they play.

The Liposuctiones*
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07/12/2005 4:17 am
Ah yes I did laugh quite a bit while posting on that thread.
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07/12/2005 4:36 am
The quote I always remembered and still say it as a joke now even though the guy who originally said it on GT was being totally serious at the time.
Whenever somebody asks me about my playing I put my hand on my heart and with a totally serious face I'll say...

"The muse within inspires me to play"

... sorry, but that just sounds so high falootin that it cracks me up every time I say it. You finish it off by looking to the heavens with a dreamy look in your eyes saying ..

"... I'm very aware of who I am"

Majorly sorry to whoever the guy was who originally said the 'muse' thing.
It's probably still stored on the server somewhere & I've been totally making fun of him for a couple of years.
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07/12/2005 11:04 am
Originally Posted by: AkiraBlasphemy!

Edit: Actually, now that I read your post again, I realise your use of the double negative implies that you do infact fear my witty retort.

Carry on. :)


Lmao...that one is right up there!
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07/12/2005 1:37 pm
Originally Posted by: Andrew SaLmao...that one is right up there!


Yea, that's a good one. A very astute observation.
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