The quote I always remembered and still say it as a joke now even though the guy who originally said it on GT was being totally serious at the time.
Whenever somebody asks me about my playing I put my hand on my heart and with a totally serious face I'll say...

"The muse within inspires me to play"

... sorry, but that just sounds so high falootin that it cracks me up every time I say it. You finish it off by looking to the heavens with a dreamy look in your eyes saying ..

"... I'm very aware of who I am"

Majorly sorry to whoever the guy was who originally said the 'muse' thing.
It's probably still stored on the server somewhere & I've been totally making fun of him for a couple of years.