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06/28/2005 6:55 pm
Originally Posted by: finger_cruncher

-a magnifying glass (to cook the wild boar or provide warmth on cold nights)



That magnifying glass would sure start a lot of fires at night!
You'd have to keep that thing burning for quite a while I suppose!
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06/28/2005 6:57 pm
That's why I would take my champ... it's got a magnifying glass on it :D
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06/28/2005 6:57 pm
Originally Posted by: Andrew Sawhy just 5gallons? why not bring a cow? (or a goat if you are allergic to dairy, like my grand mother). Not only could you get lots milk, but also make cheese, which you would have to despense yourself!


Umm, the cow would only give milk if it was pregnant. Milk cows are constantly kept pregnant and given hormones to increase milk production. So that'd only work if the cow were pregnant, and even then, it would only last a short while.

Homer Simpson, eh? Bring all the delusions you want. It'd be in your head. If you are going for cartoon characters, why not Jessica Rabbit? ;)
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06/28/2005 7:01 pm
I'd either bring Peggy Griffin
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06/28/2005 7:04 pm
Originally Posted by: finger_cruncher-seeds (to cultivate vegetables for food)

Ha! I'm bringing seeds.
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06/28/2005 7:06 pm
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06/28/2005 7:09 pm
Originally Posted by: alucard0941Whip
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[QUOTE=finger_cruncher]You can choose anything to bring **except** other humans


I suppose you could bring a blow-up doll though.
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06/28/2005 7:14 pm
Originally Posted by: finger_cruncherI suppose you could bring a blow-up doll though.

Are we sure that Jolly is human?
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06/28/2005 7:14 pm
Originally Posted by: finger_cruncherUmm, the cow would only give milk if it was pregnant. Milk cows are constantly kept pregnant and given hormones to increase milk production. So that'd only work if the cow were pregnant, and even then, it would only last a short while.

Homer Simpson, eh? Bring all the delusions you want. It'd be in your head. If you are going for cartoon characters, why not Jessica Rabbit? ;)



well bring me a supply of those hormones as well...and Jess!
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06/28/2005 8:37 pm
Originally Posted by: crazywolfThis is peobably the [U]worst[/U] 3 things to choose that I have ever seen in my life, not gonna lie.
First off, an easy bake oven? That will sure come in handy without a singel electrical outlet on the entire island. A swim suit? Well since there won't be anyone else on the island to see you naked, that would come in handy. And a 5 gallon jug of milk sure would come in handy only if you can make some cookies with the oven.....but you can't.....so that was a great choice.

Not a swimsuit, but swimmies, the blow ups you wear around your arms.
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06/28/2005 8:50 pm
my sax, guitar, and....soccer ball..yes
i don't need pocket knives or anything b/c i'll just carve a spear out of a tree by usin the beavers...i have a special connection w/ them
wut if there rn't any beavers...ok screw the sax, i'd take a beaver
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06/28/2005 9:01 pm
sorry, I'm changing my mind again...

I'd need to bring a ball with a bloody handprint on it, and the brand name of the ball must be "wilson"

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I'd also need to bring a photo alblum full of pictures of my girlfriend, because I would die after a week of not being able to see her.
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06/28/2005 9:02 pm
hey...we said no other ppl! you cant just take a hand or someones ear...so KSoc your last suggestion is out!
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06/28/2005 9:14 pm
Originally Posted by: Andrew Sawell bring me a supply of those hormones as well...and Jess!

I was gonna say bring a bull as well. After he gets the job done you can slay him and have a steak with your milk.
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06/28/2005 9:39 pm
1. Plasterscene (playdo)
2. Magazines (for light reading)
3. A picture of saddam hussein to remind me it could be worse.
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06/29/2005 4:11 am
Originally Posted by: elklanderccNot a swimsuit, but swimmies, the blow ups you wear around your arms.

OK, thats a little better. I didn't know if you people from Jersey have a different lingo secret code word for swimsuit.
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06/29/2005 7:29 am
Originally Posted by: CW14No cheese dispensers? OR fluffy clocks for that matter ?? :eek:

You people disgust me.


Dude, it just so happens that the island on which I landed boasts Fluffy Clocks and Cheese dispensers (and bread maker makers) as native inhabitants...otherwise I would definatley have needed my collection of the above mentioned.
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06/30/2005 5:18 pm
Originally Posted by: SpeckledJim...Magazines (for light reading)...

Yeah yeah yeah.
"Light reading" huh?
Be forthright like Jolly, we won't hold it against you. We understand. :p
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06/30/2005 8:09 pm
:D i have no idea what you are talking about :D
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06/30/2005 8:21 pm
Originally Posted by: SpeckledJim:D i have no idea what you are talking about :D

You wouldn't!
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