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The official 'If u were stranded on an island & could bring 3 items w/ u' thread....
# 1
Let's say I was train wrecked because I"m using my imagination. I would bring one left shoe without laces, 3 square yards of carpet, and a lifesize cardboard cutout of Steven Seagal.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 2

leatherman multitool blade, rubic cube, my cat...
(u said no "humans", not "pets")... :D
(u said no "humans", not "pets")... :D
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# 3

A good machete, a zippo, and either a water purifier or a spear (depending on if the island had an adequate supply of good water or not).
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# 5

I would bring my survival kit, my 3 holer, and an O. Hopefully the soil would be good enough for growing some plants.
1 Peter 2:16
# 6
Originally Posted by: Hammurabi...a zippo...
Damn...too bad you'll run out of fuel in two weeks.
I'd take my guitar (acoustic obviously), some toilet paper, and my cell phone so I could leave in about a month (or whenever the local cuisine and nightlife bored me too much).
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# 9
Does the cheese dispenser come loaded with cheese? It would be crap to arrive on the island, go over to your trusty cheese dispenser and find the damn thing cheese-less..... :eek:
Maybe take some extra cheese instead of your yellow balloon CW? Better safe than sorry....
Maybe take some extra cheese instead of your yellow balloon CW? Better safe than sorry....
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# 11
ok, I lied, I would need 3 items:
helicopter
instructions on how to fly the darn thing
and of course, a fully loaded cheese dispensor, how could I have forgotten that
helicopter
instructions on how to fly the darn thing
and of course, a fully loaded cheese dispensor, how could I have forgotten that
# 12
I think my three would be:
An acoustic guitar
A boat
A woman to dispense cheese (and help me avoid tendonitis spending all that time on my own) :D
An acoustic guitar
A boat
A woman to dispense cheese (and help me avoid tendonitis spending all that time on my own) :D
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# 13

Originally Posted by: CW14A fluffy clock, a cheese dispenser and a yellow balloon
another victim of cheesse addiction... :(
[FONT=Verdana]rest in heavenly peace lil' fox...[/FONT]
# 15
I'll take my swiss champ (which comes in handy almost every day):
My acoustic, and a machete would probably be most usefull.

My acoustic, and a machete would probably be most usefull.
# 16
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaI'll take my swiss champ (which comes in handy almost every day):![]()
My acoustic, and a machete would probably be most usefull.
What are you.. Macgyver?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 17
I've been called MacGyver many a times :rolleyes:
# 18

Originally Posted by: PRSplayaI'll take my swiss champ (which comes in handy almost every day):
[FONT=Verdana]rest in heavenly peace lil' fox...[/FONT]
# 19
Easy bake oven, my swimmies, 5 gallon jug of milk.
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# 20

Originally Posted by: elklanderccEasy bake oven, my swimmies, 5 gallon jug of milk.
This is peobably the [U]worst[/U] 3 things to choose that I have ever seen in my life, not gonna lie.
First off, an easy bake oven? That will sure come in handy without a singel electrical outlet on the entire island. A swim suit? Well since there won't be anyone else on the island to see you naked, that would come in handy. And a 5 gallon jug of milk sure would come in handy only if you can make some cookies with the oven.....but you can't.....so that was a great choice.
1 Peter 2:16
# 21

Well, I guess I should reply to my own thread now.
1. My acoustic guitar
2. A loaded gun (incase life is unbearable after years & years on the island)
3. either a swiss army knife or a spear
This is an incredibly tough decision, only being allowed to bring 3 items. Some things I considered included:
- flairs (but they're useless because they're only for alerting peoples' attention that you're stranded --and the rules clearly state that you're spending the rest of your life on the island --hence no rescue)
-a crab trap or fishing net (self-explanatory)
-a magnifying glass (to cook the wild boar or provide warmth on cold nights)
-seeds (to cultivate vegetables for food)
-a picture of my girlfriend
-extra guitar strings ;)
I dunno, it's really hard to choose. I think I'll stick with my first three.
1. My acoustic guitar
2. A loaded gun (incase life is unbearable after years & years on the island)
3. either a swiss army knife or a spear
This is an incredibly tough decision, only being allowed to bring 3 items. Some things I considered included:
- flairs (but they're useless because they're only for alerting peoples' attention that you're stranded --and the rules clearly state that you're spending the rest of your life on the island --hence no rescue)
-a crab trap or fishing net (self-explanatory)
-a magnifying glass (to cook the wild boar or provide warmth on cold nights)
-seeds (to cultivate vegetables for food)
-a picture of my girlfriend
-extra guitar strings ;)
I dunno, it's really hard to choose. I think I'll stick with my first three.
# 22

Originally Posted by: elklanderccEasy bake oven, my swimmies, 5 gallon jug of milk.
why just 5gallons? why not bring a cow? (or a goat if you are allergic to dairy, like my grand mother). Not only could you get lots milk, but also make cheese, which you would have to despense yourself!
Then, my acoustic obviously(well, could I take one that isnt mine? then Id take a Martin 00, any 00, I love those guitars.) and maybe a satelite phone of sorts...which i would have to figure out how to use..
oooh oooh, what about Homer Simpson? does he count as another person? I figure not, because he's not real right...Id definately take Homer Simpson with me!...**** the phone!
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# 23