Originally Posted by: Andrew Sawhy just 5gallons? why not bring a cow? (or a goat if you are allergic to dairy, like my grand mother). Not only could you get lots milk, but also make cheese, which you would have to despense yourself!

Umm, the cow would only give milk if it was pregnant. Milk cows are constantly kept pregnant and given hormones to increase milk production. So that'd only work if the cow were pregnant, and even then, it would only last a short while.

Homer Simpson, eh? Bring all the delusions you want. It'd be in your head. If you are going for cartoon characters, why not Jessica Rabbit? ;)