Originally Posted by: finger_cruncherUmm, the cow would only give milk if it was pregnant. Milk cows are constantly kept pregnant and given hormones to increase milk production. So that'd only work if the cow were pregnant, and even then, it would only last a short while.

Homer Simpson, eh? Bring all the delusions you want. It'd be in your head. If you are going for cartoon characters, why not Jessica Rabbit? ;)