A little ditty


Jolly McJollyson
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10/27/2004 6:49 pm
this is a little powermetal/thrashmetal ditty I made up (hetfield style vocals):
I'm not sure if I'm going to call it "Destoyer of Worlds" or "Windows XP"...plus it's not finished, I haven't written all the verses and haven't thought of a chorus yet... besides, this one is only funny because it's so generic thrash metal...I wanted, when I wrote the first verse, to make it about a kitty.

Destroyer of worlds!
Harbinger of Terrooor!
Yes, he's back!
To correct his error!

Who can say as we run away,
What his eyes may SEE?!
Who can tell how to get away!?
Who can release me!?

The Maker of DOOM!
Bricklayer of sorrow!
Now attacks!
There is no tomorrow!

Missiles fly while the children cry!
Solemn misery!
Crash of thunder, fire splits the sky!
A flaming canopy!

The seer of ALL!
"All-knowing," they call him!
The omniscient mind!
His soldiers exalt him!

We can try knowing we will die!
To resist his power!
Flash of blue now what can we do!?
It is the final hour!

Now open the GATES!!!
You don't have an option!
Give IN!!!
Surrender your conscience!

Here we thrash knowing we will crash!
Trying to resist!
Screen of blue screaming out at you!
Death blows a fatal kiss!

DESTROYER OF WORLDS worlds worlds worlds worlds
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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PRSplaya
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10/28/2004 4:37 pm
That makes me thing of the book of Revelations in the Bible. Like it's set in the time after the rapture during Satan's rule over the earth when God sends his soldiers/angels back to defeat Satan.
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Jolly McJollyson
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10/28/2004 5:16 pm
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaThat makes me thing of the book of Revelations in the Bible. Like it's set in the time after the rapture during Satan's rule over the earth when God sends his soldiers/angels back to defeat Satan.

Close with the Satan thing, but it's actually gonna be about Bill Gates when I finish it. Damn his operataing system.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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10/28/2004 7:32 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonClose with the Satan thing, but it's actually gonna be about Bill Gates when I finish it. Damn his operataing system.
[font=trebuchet ms]It doesn't fit. His push for world domination is played out in a much more insidious but less obviously violent manner.[/font]
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10/28/2004 7:49 pm
i thought Bill was already there !
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10/28/2004 8:29 pm
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]It doesn't fit. His push for world domination is played out in a much more insidious but less obviously violent manner.[/font]

Ah, but these are the final days of Bill Gates' domination, when his true power is revealed.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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11/12/2004 5:02 pm
Finished it!!! ...sort of... :D
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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