Here's a totally ridiculous, rough, rough, rough, rough, rough, rough draft.
This one's called:
"Land of the Lost"
With his Striped shirt
and his pleated pants
and his walking stick
we can watch him dance
Where's WALDO?
OOOHHH Where's Waldo?
Can't you tell me, where's Waldo?
Find Waldo NOW!
Can't you see him hiding?
The way we force him to?
Can't you see our Waldo dying?
While we see it through.
Those moronic glasses
and that stupid hat
and his leather backpack
Where his travel books sat
Where's Waldo?
OOOOHHH Where's Waldo?
Can't you tell me where's Waldo?
Find Waldo NOW!
He's in Ancient Greece
He's in the Sea of Japan
He's in the darkest caverns
He's on scorching sands
Where's Waldo?
OOOOOHHHH Where Waldo?
Can't you tell me where's Waldo?
FIND WALDO NOW!!!
Can't you see our Waldo drowning?
Drowning in the sea of people?
Can't you SEE him flail profoundly,
As the haystack kills the needle?
Who can say where he's going
who can say where he's been
only keen of sight
can even try to begin
Where's WALDO!?
Help me find that which I search!
# 1
I love how no one ever comments on my songs. I mean, they're not THAT horrible, are they?
# 2
I got a kick out of it. I've never heard a song about "Waldo" before. what kind of music do you hear for it?
# 3
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaI got a kick out of it. I've never heard a song about "Waldo" before. what kind of music do you hear for it?
I kind of hear a backing similar to Blue Oyster Cults "Godzilla."
# 4
Ah, that was quite inventive...I especially liked the "Ohhh" part. No one ever gives Waldo much recognition, I enjoyed reading a song about him though.
# 5
Yessssssss
... and that's all I have to say about that.
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# 6
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI love how no one ever comments on my songs. I mean, they're not THAT horrible, are they?
I love how you give up after waiting 12 hours for a comment.
... and that's all I have to say about that.
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# 7
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanI love how you give up after waiting 12 hours for a comment.
12 hours is a long time. If I go to sleep and wake up with no comment, I consider it too long. Oh, and by the way what do you mean by "Yessssssss?"
# 8
I hated those... wish i could use a cus word... books. I never good find the bastard. You know what, fork waldo.
# 9
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollyson12 hours is a long time. If I go to sleep and wake up with no comment, I consider it too long. Oh, and by the way what do you mean by "Yessssssss?"
Well, vBulletin didn't like "Yes".
... and that's all I have to say about that.
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# 10
Originally Posted by: iihollyI hated those... wish i could use a cus word... books. I never good find the bastard. You know what, fork waldo.
Why don't we Spork him?
# 11
hey Jolly, since you're creative with lyrics, why not write a song about sporks..... :D
# 12
Originally Posted by: PRSplayahey Jolly, since you're creative with lyrics, why not write a song about sporks..... :D
Sporks are far too mind boggling to write a song about...
SPOON! or fork!
MAAAAAN or beast!
Decision lies standing aheeeeeeeaaaaaad!
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