Here's a totally ridiculous, rough, rough, rough, rough, rough, rough draft.

This one's called:
"Land of the Lost"

With his Striped shirt
and his pleated pants
and his walking stick
we can watch him dance

Where's WALDO?
OOOHHH Where's Waldo?
Can't you tell me, where's Waldo?
Find Waldo NOW!

Can't you see him hiding?
The way we force him to?
Can't you see our Waldo dying?
While we see it through.

Those moronic glasses
and that stupid hat
and his leather backpack
Where his travel books sat

Where's Waldo?
OOOOHHH Where's Waldo?
Can't you tell me where's Waldo?
Find Waldo NOW!

He's in Ancient Greece
He's in the Sea of Japan
He's in the darkest caverns
He's on scorching sands

Where's Waldo?
OOOOOHHHH Where Waldo?
Can't you tell me where's Waldo?
FIND WALDO NOW!!!

Can't you see our Waldo drowning?
Drowning in the sea of people?
Can't you SEE him flail profoundly,
As the haystack kills the needle?

Who can say where he's going
who can say where he's been
only keen of sight
can even try to begin

Where's WALDO!?