Malmsteen´s wife...
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Originally Posted by: ketsueki15shes got to be in it for the money..lol
Defenetly, you can´t tell me that such a fat guy like yngwie would
have got her without being rich.
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She doesn't strike me as all that.She's not bad,I guess,and her hair is long(I love long hair),but she's not blazing.
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Originally Posted by: kingdavidShe doesn't strike me as all that.She's not bad,I guess,and her hair is long(I love long hair),but she's not blazing.
I agree, she's too European. And that mole...ugh...it looks like a little black midget growing out of her face. But a little surgery, and maybe get rid of the haircut straight from 1982 and you've got yourself a deal.
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uhh... How long ago was that picture taken? Yngwie was in pretty good shape 20 years ago, and this shot looks like it could be from that period too.
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first of all, i don't think that's malmsteen's wife. it looks to much like cindy crawford. the mole is the give away. but malmsteen's wife is hot, she was a model in britain.
edit: hmm, i did some research and i've come to the conlcusion that April is a CIndy Crawford wannabe.
edit: hmm, i did some research and i've come to the conlcusion that April is a CIndy Crawford wannabe.
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Malmsteen got fat and Satriani went bald?
...bwa ha ha... :p
Sorry but, being a fat bald guy myself, that somehow strikes me as being extremely funny.
...bwa ha ha... :p
Sorry but, being a fat bald guy myself, that somehow strikes me as being extremely funny.
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Hootaya...guess you've only got the hot chick to come next then :D
The only reason Malmsteen even talked to his wife when they met was probably because she's hot. I hear he doesn't like making conversation too much. Guess he was in it for the looks.
The only reason Malmsteen even talked to his wife when they met was probably because she's hot. I hear he doesn't like making conversation too much. Guess he was in it for the looks.
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hating on mrs malmsteen?....shame on you!!!!...like a chick like that would even piss on you lops if you were on fire....not likely...
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI agree, she's too European.
Huh? too european? noway
looks pretty american to me
besides european chicks are much better than american ;)
especially if you come to eastern europe
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Originally Posted by: HootayahMalmsteen got fat and Satriani went bald?
...bwa ha ha... :p
Sorry but, being a fat bald guy myself, that somehow strikes me as being extremely funny.
Yeah sdpeaking of Satch, he is one ugly bastard im tellin you, my god! :eek:
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I dunno, maybe for a guy with his standards that's good, but I personally find every day women to be more attractive. The media does plenty good at hyping up someone's appearance. Paris Hilton for example. I've never seen anyone that looks like a rat get so much attention for her looks. She's ****in ugly. I hate her. Her and just about everyone else I see on tv. I hate tv too. I'm a bright, optimistic son of a bitch aren't I? The point is the same. Whether or not you agree with that particular celebrity, there's always one that someone thinks is just putrid looking and I'm not finding that lady Yngwie's got to be worth popping a stiffy for.
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Hey Pony!
You look like John Goodman! By the way, cute girlfriend. ;)
You look like John Goodman! By the way, cute girlfriend. ;)
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Originally Posted by: PonyOne...I was hoping for at least Johnny Bravo, with the 2nd pic...
:D
So you think you're hot,huh?That's something we have in common.I'm mega hot(Dusts some imaginary speck of dust from his coat lapel).
Your fiancee(attitudes change a lot between the ages of 17 and 19,from my own experience) is beautiful.That chick is not.
And when I use the word beautiful,as opposed to,say,hot,the sentiment it carries weight.
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Originally Posted by: kingdavid:D
So you think you're hot,huh?That's something we have in common.I'm mega hot(Dusts some imaginary speck of dust from his coat lapel).
Your fiancee(attitudes change a lot between the ages of 17 and 19,from my own experience) is beautiful.That chick is not.
And when I use the word beautiful,as opposed to,say,hot,the sentiment it carries weight.
Can someone say "miscommunication"? I sense some major misunderstandings coming up...
... and that's all I have to say about that.
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hey pony...if you love your gf get some life insurance....fat people die early....sorry...but true...nice pussy in that pic with the sg...but bro..that chick only looks skinny cause shes standing next to you.....PJS
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