Husband: Honey! Dinner's served!
30 minutes later...
Wife: Oh, this was a lovely dinner, my loved. But I just can't manage to eat the last chicken meatpiece. Perhaps we should give some to Fido? Fido!!!
Husband: Haha, that dog.. Well, where can she be? *Sarcastic voice*
Wife: Fido!! Where are my darling! FIDO!!!
Husband: You know, that's not chicken, sweetie..
DUN DUN DUN DUN
Husband: *Holds up Fidos cut offed head and draws a vicous knife and smiles*
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